If you're a fan of LOST, chances are you will be watching the finale with friends or family or both. If you're a huge fan of LOST, chances are you're having some sort of nerdy LOST-themed party with friends or family or both. Here are some suggestions for delicious LOST-themed treats to serve.
Walted Milk Balls
For the first two hours of the party, you are told how incredibly tasty these are supposed to be. Suddenly they are gone and no one speaks of them again.
This pie is always trying to make the party better, but the thing is, it can't fix every party it's at. The pie really just needs to let go and accept that it's just one pie. It's an important pie, yes, but it can't feed everyone. Sometimes it is okay to accept help from other pies.
Not Penny's Gravy Boat
I would actually not suggest putting this gravy on anything. Helping your appetite is not its... primary objective.
WAAAAAAAAAALTed Milk Balls
We'll bring this to the party again, because the party was not done with them yet. All this treat cares about is being with other similar candies, because that is its right. That is a CANDY'S right. They'll probably save a bunch of other snacks, but then get thrown away.
Pizza In Another Life, Brotha
This pizza reminds you of something, but... you can't quite put your finger on what that might be. It gives you the sinking feeling that this pizza does not belong to you, like you should be eating a different pizza. Somewhere else. Somewhen
else. You eat it anyway.
Flan Of Science, Flan Of Faith
Some people at your party will eat this flan and some won't. It's not that they don't like flan, it's that they don't believe
in it. All you have to do, though, is commit suicide and then everyone at your party will slowly start to believe in flan.
Shannon And Boone Totally Did Each Other: The Sandwich
This sandwich is all kinds of wrong, yet it tastes so right. You'd better savor it, too, because you only get one.
She Probably Blew Him, Too: The Bag Of Chips
Just like Shannon And Boone Totally Did Each Other: The Sandwich, only it's chips.
Pork, Steak, Chip Beans, Mixed Greens, Plenty Of Peas, Porridge, Stew
This hodgepodge of snacks is cursed. You see these foods wherever you go and eventually find out that each food corresponds to a scheduled appointment for eating candy with your significant other (AKA - Candy Dates).
We Were Brought Here For A Reason(able Amount Of Wine)
You know in your heart and soul that you should drink this wine. In fact, your whole life
has been leading up to you drinking this wine. Just make sure you don't drink too much of it, though, or the darkness will escape and some very bad things will happen. Definitely don't drive.
Yule Log, Everybody!
This has a very memorable taste. Even after you're done eating this, you will have it stuck on your palate.
A Baby Polar Bear
This should not be at a party, for food or otherwise. "WHAT THE HELL IS THIS DOING AT A PARTY?" you'll shout. We won't know where it came from for a couple more parties.