Why Won't Americans Drink Tea?

Americans love waking up to gulp down as much jitter juice as they can get their hands on. But why is the only cold brew we like from a bean and not a leaf?

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This song is fake.

For another hit fake song from The Decemberists's tribute band The Septemberians, check out the Hampshirefields here.


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