The 12 Most Baffling Genres of Stock Photo, Explained
Men in suits are the most excited they've ever been ...
I am pouring the fuck out of this milk ...
You just woke up your wife in the kitchen and boy are you gonna get it ...
This piece of mail is unprecedented and devastating ...
It is practically too much fun almost biting pizza ...
- ... because I'm teasing someone who can't eat pizza, and teasing is super fun haha fuck that person who can't eat pizza.
- ... because I'm at a birthday party and we're playing Don't Bite The Pizza and I hate that game but I don't want to be rude at the party, so sure, I'll smile and not bite this pizza but ugh this party sucks.
- ... because I know that in less than a second, I will be biting pizza.
Studying on the floor frustrates me to the point of visually expressing my frustration ...
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Women just cannot get enough of putting kiwi slices on their eyes ...
If we don't feed each other, how will I recognize you as a person I know?
Feeling sick enough to go to the hospital is just the tops ...
Families in mostly pastels are thrilled, but not enough to look at each other ...
Scientists have trouble thinking of a way to remove hands from faces ...
Trust me, these babies are going to be delicious ...
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