14 Prequels Even Hollywood Wouldn't Make
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#12 Tony Stark's still an asshole/arsehole. Just one with a metal suit.
ReplyAnd I'd love to see #13, #7 and #6.
Is #3 a specific movie, or generally just any movie with a jury?
ReplyIt's 12 Angry Men.
oh don't be so sure. hollywood is quickly running out of ideas and you just gave them 14 more. need proof, there is, as in already been made, called 2 headed shark attack...
ReplyOk, there are a few of these I actually would watch.
ReplyNot sure if it's been pointed out previously (I'm too lazy to do that research), but in Sleepless In Seattle, when his wife was alive they lived in Chicago. He moved to Seattle after she died.
ReplyAs a girl that grew up during the 90's, I know this to be factual.
noone cares
it'd be much harder to get the movie reference if it said chicago lulz
#1, Who would even think of that man?! Its official, every shard of my childhood is dead.
ReplyI'm lost...what's 9? :
Reply Hide All See All 5 RepliesThe Princess Bride
the neverending story (he went into the book shop to get out of the cold, I think)
Crackedidea: Fred Savage wasn't in "The NeverEnding Story", and Bastian ducked into the bookshop to avoid some bullies.
I'd agree with the Princess Bride link b/c Fred's character was home sick with a cold. That's why his grandfather was reading him the story. :)
casper the friendly ghost he died of pneumonia after playing all day in the cold
Yeah, I'm pretty sure it's Casper.
You'd better not let any Hollywood people actually see this list. They would see it at a challenge and make them.
ReplyWouldn't be toooooo much of a challenge if they just hired the Transformers guys to "write the script".
I would watch "Pee Wee's Awesome Bike."
Replya*****e Industrialist. I'm still laughing my ass off. Oh my god. xD
ReplyThey made two films exactly like that, and called them 'Iron Man' & 'Iron Man 2'
cambrian park was on the other one too
Reply12 Calm Men made me LOL
Reply"Night of the Living" gave me a good chuckle.
Reply#3 was my favorite.
ReplyMaybe I have dinner on my mind.
#4 had me on the floor!
ReplyIt would have Nathan Fillion in a larger role... might be worth it.
Hahahah! They're all great. Number 9 and number 6 are my favourite though.
ReplyHave they finally, quietly sacked Cody?
ReplyGod damn it.
Ummm... what movie does #1 refer to? O_O I got all the others, but no that one...
ReplyProbably, All Dogs Go To Heaven.
Is it just me, or is Pee Wee's Awesome Bike just about the best movie idea ever?
ReplyI'd pay money to watch that bad-boy.
number 4 is hilarious!
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