Getting To Know You

Dawnaballa1914: Lookin for a good guyMe: I'll bet you are.Dawnaballa1914: Yay someone to talk too!! ~~~~~<3 :-)Me: What is that? You smiling at Mickey Mouse's penis?Dawnaballa1914: I'm 20/F please tell me your a male???Me: Tell you my a male did what? Finish your questions.Dawnaballa1914: Cool... well im dawn and i work at a 24 Hour Fitness center and sometimes i like to come home and play with my camMe: Is "work at a 24 Hour Fitness center" a euphemism for how horny you are?Me: And on a similar note, is "play with my cam" a euphemism for twiddling your robotic bean?Me: That's a euphemism for playing with your clitoris.Dawnaballa1914: I hate it when people can't actually see me saying stuff or fixing my hair or fixing my braMe: Yeah, people not watching you say stuff is the worst.Me: And I love it when your bra's fucked up.Dawnaballa1914: U should come check me out at http://slnks.com/i1e just accept my invite on the page baby, its even more fun if we both have a cam = )Me: You have a Page Baby?Me: That's ADORABLE!Dawnaballa1914: Come on read the page they won't charge you anything, the CC verification is just to make sure your atleast 18Me: To make sure my atleast 18 does what?Dawnaballa1914: well its hard to talk i got a show goin on right now, if anything come check me out some other time site is http://tinyurl.com/2a3kf3vMe: Don't go!Me: I need more convincing!Me: Use your words!Me: Even though I can't see you use them lolDawnaballa1914: hey sweetieMe: Fix your bra.Me: It's all fucked up.Dawnaballa1914: hiMe: I think I'm in love with you.Dawnaballa1914: hey sweetie

Our First Fight

Dawnaballa1914: are there any good men out there???????Me: Yeah, I'm here, baby.Me: It's been a while.Me: You fixing your bra again?Me: Hope your bra's still all sloppy and shit.Me: Hello?Me: Is this some kind of game to you?Me: Seriously, I've been waiting for you for weeks. Now I'm putting myself out there, all vulnerable and whatnot, and you just ignore me?Me: You'd better be busy fixing your sloppy bra right now.Me: Um... HELLO!Dawnaballa1914: are there any good men out there???????Me: You never listen to me!Me: We're in a fight.Me: Do you HEAR ME, YOU SLOPPY-BRAED BITCH?!?!?Dawnaballa1914: hey sweetie

Meeting Her Family

dawnabella1914: today is beautifulMe: You're beautiful.Me: I miss you.Me: I'm sorry for how I acted.dawnabella1914: Hello there.. My name is Stephanie.. Got ur ID through Messenger DirectoryMe: WTF Stephanie? Get off Dawn's computer.dawnabella1914: I love chatting with new people.. Would you like to chat today? Where are you from?Me: You know where I'm from, Stephanie. This isn't cool. Is Dawn in the shower or something?dawnabella1914: Nice Im 20 years old i'm going to school in Florida.. Can i ask you a question?Me: Bullshit, Stephanie. You're 12 and you go to school down the street.Me: Put Dawn on.dawnabella1914: Do you like big booty girls with big tits? lol seriously cuz thats what ppl tell me i have..Is that too much for you to handle?Me: People tell you that you have big booty girls with big tits? You're an idiot, Stephanie. What you just said is that people tell you that you have people.Me: Put Dawn back on.dawnabella1914: so yea i'm lonely would you like to have some kinky fun? Would you like to see me?Me: I see you almost every morning when you're waiting for the bus to go to ELEMENTARY SCHOOL.Me: If you're lonely, you should ask your mom to play Wii with you.dawnabella1914: ok but i have no pictures on my laptop.. but i have a video camea that came with itMe: THAT IS DAWN'S CAMERA.Me: Stop using her stuff, she's going to be pissed.dawnabella1914: lol ok goto http://www.showinvite.net/gjv5 and we can go 1 on 1 chat. Just accept the invite on the page babyMe: Oh, wait. I guess this is Dawn.Me: Sorry, baby.Me: My mistake.Me: See you on video fuck-chat in a few.dawnabella1914: Don't worry baby its free to join this site, read teh page, they just need to verify ur ageMe: Yeah, I know the drill.Me: Hope your bra's extra sloppy today.dawnabella1914: I'll do anything you want me to do.. Do you see me? I can't chat with you on the site till you registerMe: Wait a second... if this were Dawn, she'd know that I'm already registered...Me: GET OFF DAWN'S COMPUTER, STEPHANIE!!!!!dawnabella1914: http://www.mywebcamcrush.com/StephiesAss20

Trouble In Paradise

dawnabella1914: LOOKING FOR MR. GOODBARMe: Go to the fucking store.Me: It's called an "impulse buy."Me: They have them in the check-out aisle.dawnabella1914: Hey!! My name is Vanessa.. Got ur name thru messenger directoryMe: I don't know anyone named Vanessa.Me: I know a Dawn.Me: And Dawn's awful sister Stephanie.dawnabella1914: I love chatting with new people.. Would you like to chat today? Where are you from?Me: I'm from your stupid fucking face.Me: Here's my ID.Me: ::grabs crotch::dawnabella1914: Nice Im 20 yrs old i'm going to school in Florida.. Can i ask u a question?Me: You mean besides "Can i ask u a question?"dawnabella1914: Do u like big booty girls that know how to shake their ass? hahahha lol but seriously i luv to dance..Me: Was that a... joke?Me: Why are you laughing?dawnabella1914: is that too much for you?Me: Is loving to dance too much for me?Me: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!?dawnabella1914: so yea i'm lonely would you like to have some kinky fun? Would u like to see me?Me: I don't really care.Me: Go out dancing if you're lonely.dawnabella1914: ok but i have no pictures on my laptop.. but i have a video camera that came with it umm... watch me dance?!?Me: Christ.Me: If you have a video camera, then you can fucking take pictures.Me: You're an idiot.Me: But by all means send me a link to whatever.dawnabella1914: lol ok goto http://www.showinvite.net/kh3f and we can go 1 on 1 chat. Just accept the invite on the page babyMe: WHAT IS A PAGE BABY?Me: ?!?!?!?!?!?

Spicing Things Up

dawnabella1914: hey r u around? Me: Yeah. Me: What kind of fake person are you? dawnabella1914: hi sweetie dawnabella1914: nothing about this is fake, im a nympho ever met one? Me: What's a "nympho ever met one?" dawnabella1914: i hope you want to chat with a horny girl today... dawnabella1914: ummm whats not real?Me: Oh. You want to roleplay?dawnabella1914: i am a little busy right now, just got a new laptop trying to set my cam up..Me: Yeah, setting up a cam on your computer could definitely be described as "busy." dawnabella1914: i have a fetish for being on cameraMe: Well you'd better get it set up soon.Me: Otherwise, how will you stay horny?Me: Anyway, what roles do you want to try?dawnabella1914: you can watch my webcam but you're not a kid right??dawnabella1914: holy shit im wet right now, i got some toys... plz watch me play? I like when guys tell me what to do..Me: Sorry.Me: I'm a kid.dawnabella1914: k ..well im gonna show you ..k?Me: I'm 8.dawnabella1914: http://fantasysexcams.net go there and my video will load, just click the yellow JOIN FREE button at the top of the page, its 100% free to join you only need a credit card to verify that you are over 18 ;pdawnabella1914: u there?Me: yeah sry my mom came in and yelled at me for a secMe: moms are meanMe: are you boobs?dawnabella1914: if you cum watch me i'll do whatever you want me to doââ'¬Â¦ fill out your info, its free k?Me: you spelled "come" funnyMe: your funnydawnabella1914: whats a bot?Me: i like youdawnabella1914: i use this site to play on cause i don't want to be recorded!ââ'¬Â¦this site doesn't allow people to record my cam! just click the yellow JOIN FREE button at the top of the page ;pMe: i set up my video camera to record the screenMe: just cuz im 8 doesnt mean im stuppiddawnabella1914: u there?Me: yeah i am hereMe: i had to make tinkleMe: i say tinkle cuz i am 8dawnabella1914: u there?Me: yeah hiMe: u there?dawnabella1914: u there?Me: i am horny as an 8 year oldMe: i want to see boobs on youMe: u there?dawnabella1914: Ok, now you really lost me?? bot???dawnabella1914: credit card is just to verify your age, u get in for free thru my cam session invite since I'm a premium member, but u need to verify babe just click the yellow JOIN FREE button at the top of the page ;pMe: i never said botMe: i just want to be horny cuz i am 8dawnabella1914: wow, im so wet..i would love if u watched meââ'¬Â¦i promise u it will be funMe: i am wet tooMe: guys get wet 2, rite?dawnabella1914: let me know if you need any help logging in..i'm gonna slip into something nice for you..k?Me: i need helpMe: it asked if i was over 18Me: i didn't want to lieMe: now i can't watch ur boobsdawnabella1914: whats a bot?Me: i don't knowMe: like a robot?Me: robots r cooldawnabella1914: Ok, now you really lost me?? bot??Me: u r not lostMe: u r rite hereMe: i am 8 stilldawnabella1914: u there?Me: i am so wet like uMe: let me boob udawnabella1914: Like a transformer robot?? what the hell are u talking about?Me: transformer robots aren't realMe: im 8 and i know thatdawnabella1914: Ok, now you really lost me?? bot???Me: maybe u r dumdawnabella1914: u there?Me: u there?dawnabella1914: heyMe: hidawnabella1914: heyMe: hellodawnabella1914: hey sweetieMe: hidawnabella1914: u there?Me: nodawnabella1914: hey

Learning Her Language (or "Happily Ever After")

Me: I am horny.dawnabella1914: wow, im so wet..i would love if u watched me... i promise u it will be funMe: Slut.dawnabella1914: yea i am slut, so what..you love pussy right? well i love dickMe: Cock.dawnabella1914: i love it babe, i wish urs was here so I can grab on itMe: Dick.dawnabella1914: with how horny i am right now if you were in front of me i would deepthroat the whole thingMe: Bitch.dawnabella1914: make me your bitchMe: Fuck you.dawnabella1914: okay, that was rude! what's with the language!?Me: Fuck you.dawnabella1914: Right back at ya, PEACE!Me: Hello.dawnabella1914: hey sweetie


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