Cracked Archive - Weird World

5 Apocalyptic Realities In A Country That's Out Of Food

'I have a mango tree ... This tree is currently saving my life, but might also get me killed soon.'


5 Things Parents Do To Ruin Camp For Kids (From A Counselor)

When you're registering your kid for summer camp next year, please keep these in mind.


Live-In Sex Servants: 6 Ways People Exploit The Homeless

It takes a truly awful person to extract money from people who have less than none in the first place.


5 Depressing Things I Saw At My Local Small Town Comic-Con

I went to a small comic-con in Canada, just a few miles down the highway from where I live. I saw Alan Thicke.


6 Horrifying Disasters Conveniently Edited Out Of History

Your history books have a nasty habit of forgetting to include history.


6 Stupidly Easy Dishes To Make For Single People

Here are some recipes that you can pull off in your home, even with minimal skill.


6 Dark Places Tastelessly Turned Into Tourist Traps

For your next get-away, consider one of the following locations, where the very word "vacation" conveys a sinister irony...


4 Things You Think Are Universal (Are Different Everywhere)

This stuff really should've been standardized by now.


3 Insane Realities Of Life On A Modern Indian Reservation

Native American reservations are essentially little third-world islands scattered all across the U.S. and Canada.


5 Real Drug-Smuggling Schemes (That Went Hilariously Wrong)

A little common sense really goes a long way.


The 7 Dumbest Things You'll See In Every Sorority Video

Honestly, if the sorority you're looking to join does not fit all of these tropes into their video, burn their house down.


You'd Starve To Death If I Didn't Do My Insanely Deadly Job

It turns out that crop dusting is still a thing that doesn't at all involve diffusing your farts.


5 Types Of Awkward People It's Seemingly Impossible To Avoid

These people are the worst sorts in the world.


5 Icons Who Believed The Exact Opposite Of What You'd Guess

It's amazing how many contradictory ideas can float around inside a single person's brain.