When did this generic, inoffensive brand go off the rails.
Unfortunately, not all dick stories have happy endings.
We sat down with a successful 'haunted artifact' seller, here's what we learned.
It's so rare to see people go above and beyond these days.
Steel yourself, spookable readers, because this year's collection of true-life tales of spookiness may be our most spookifying yet!
These stories seem legit at first glance, but when the moon is at its highest and people start checking for sources, they're anything but.
Big-city crimes pale in comparison to the shady, monstrous deeds carried out in hamlets and villages across the country.
For some reason, there's one damn place that has these things figured out, and they're the best at it, period.
These people who managed to leave nothing behind, except a mystery as to their true identity and a whole bunch of baffled reporters, authorities, and dick joke websites.
We don't like Ken Bone anymore, so toss that red sweater in the trash.
In your best interest, I've written down some moments and places where it would be totally okay for you to justifiably rip your face off with your bare hands, without being arrested and/or institutionalized.n your best interest, I've written down some moments and places where it would be totally okay for you to rip your face off with your bare hand
If you want to be scared about Halloween candy, look no further than the candy companies themselves
Please, don't try any of these crazy suggestions.