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27 Celebrities Who Got Revenge On a Dish Served Cold

By:: Cracked Writers; Brian C. Miller

September 01, 2021

27 Celebrities Who Got Revenge On a Dish Served Cold

No matter how negative it sounds, spite is a great motivator. It can be the spark lit under your butt or the inspiration to prove the other party wrong. In doing so, it can sometimes achieve things far greater than just a thumb to the eye to the person or persons that wronged you.

Anger, spite, and revenge have produced celebrated best-selling albums. Sometimes revenge comes in the form of a decades-long career as a prolific science-fiction writer. Then again, there are times when revenge is just naming a movie character after a person who snubbed you and killing that character on the big screen.

Sweet, sweet cold revenge has helped celebrities, actors, and artists reach new heights in their profession. Or just gave them a nice comeback due to their higher profile. Here are a few stories of when celebrities got their just desserts over the people who have wronged them.

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The Buffy episode Hush had almost no dialogue. How do S get my JOSS WHEDON LEFT IT OUT TO SPITE HIS CRITICS. Whedon's detractors felt that dialogue was his only redeeming skill, so Whedon decided to prove them wrong. Hush is almost completely silent from beginning to end, which Whedon accomplished by having demons take away people's voices. The episode wound up earning an Emmy and a huge cult following. GRACKED.COM https:/www businessinsider.com aw/buffy-episode-hush-was-a-masterpiece-2014-7 — **Source:** **15 Things Created As Revenge**

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Looney Tunes has a dazzling array of characters. THE BEST ONES WERE INVENTED TO SPITE ONE GUY. Eddie Selzer was a Warner Bros. producer who reportedly liked barging into the animators' room, shouting random orders, and leaving. The animators hated him so much they invariably did the opposite of what he said. For example: No Sylvester and Tweety combos. No skunk characters. No Tasmanian Devil. And absolutely no bullfighting or camels. CRACKED.COM http://articles chicagotribune com/1989-11-07/features/ 8901280895_1_first-animator-cartoons-chuck-jones — **Source:** **15 Things Created As Revenge**

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TIFFANY HADDISH AFTER AN EX-BOYFRIEND CHEATED ON HER, SHE PROCEEDED TO POOP IN HIS FAVORITE PAIR OF SNEAKERS. AFTER НЕ CLUELESSLY PUT THEM ON, SHE INFORMED HIM НЕ HAD JUST STEPPED INTO ALL THE S- YOU PUT ME THROUGH! CRACKED.COM — **Source:** **12 Celebs Who Got Revenge (In Hilariously Nasty Ways)**

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Siskel and Ebert weren't fans of Roland Emmerich. SO EMMERICH PARODIED THEM IN GODZILLA. Не wasn't subtle about it, either. In the 1998 movie, Mayor Ebert is an inept idiot who makes every wrong decision possible, while his adviser, Gene, is an equally incompetent sycophant. In his review of the film, the real Roger Ebert expressed his disappointment. Not in the portrayal, but in the fact that his onscreen counterpart didn't get squished like a bug by Godzilla. GRACKED.COM http://www.rogerebert.com/reviews/godzilla-1998 — **Source:** **15 Things Created As Revenge**

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Nick Fury is an iconic and enduring Marvel character. НЕ WAS CREATED (AND NAMED) TO SPITE CRITICS. Nick Fury is the leader of The Avengers, which is an objectively badass job. But Fury was originally launched as Sgt. Fury And His Howling Commandos. Не was created by Marvel heavyweights Stan Lee and Jack Kirby to prove they could sell a comic with the dumbest name they could think of. GRAGKED.COM http://www.webcitation.org/5unr2TLup — **Source:** **15 Things Created As Revenge**

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A producer insisted on the cheesy ending of Nightmare on Elm Street. SO THE DIRECTOR PUT HIM IN FULL BONDAGE GEAR. Writer/director Wes Craven had planned a solid ending for Nightmare, until producer Bob Shaye insisted on the open-ended rubber-mannequin ending it wound up with. In the next film, Shaye demanded a role onscreen. So the director made him the bartender in a leather bar. GRACKED.COM http://www. dailymotion .om/video/x4sy4i2_nightmare-ending-2_fun — **Source:** **15 Things Created As Revenge**

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When David Letterman asked Brittany Murphy for thoughts about her ex-boyfriend Ashton Kutcher and his relationship with Demi Moore, she outed him for his, ahem, shortcomings: suppose the crux of their relationship basically means, you know, to him that age doesn't matter, and to her that size doesn't matter? CRACKED.COM — **Source:** **12 Celebs Who Got Revenge (In Hilariously Nasty Ways)**

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In '94, Fox asked The Simpsons to dump Itchy and Scratchy. SO THEY DEVOTED AN ENTIRE EPISODE TO THE PAIR. The writers of one of the most popular shows in television history didn't really appreciate the implication that they didn't know what they were doing, so they responded with the season six episode Itchy & Scratchy Land. It's a Westworldesque episode that ranks as one of the best and most popular in the series. GRACKED.COM http://www.avclub com/tvclub/the-simpsons-classic-itchy-scratchy-land-97777 — **Source:** **15 Things Created As Revenge**

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GRACKED.COM During a live performance in her former high school, Katy Perry spotted her high school crush who had previously rejected her. She called him out by name and taunted him before dedicating a song to him. The song was 'Ur So Gay!. — **Source:** **12 Celebs Who Got Revenge (In Hilariously Nasty Ways)**

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Fleetwood Mac's Rumours is their best album. FLEETWOOD-MAC RUMOURS AND IT'S PACKED WITH SPITE-FILLED SONG LYRICS. At the time the band was recording the album, absolutely everyone was banging everyone except the ones they were supposed to. So the album is a drug-fueled explosion of grievances, most notably in the songs Go Your Own Way (read: fuck off) and Dreams (think about what you had and what you lost). And the targets of the rage songs had to gamely sing backup vocals. GRACKED.COM Q Magazine, June 2009 Issue 2 — **Source:** **15 Things Created As Revenge**

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MITT CREVIE И EM PROLIFIC SCI-FI WRITER HARLAN ELLISON PUNCHED ONE OF HIS OHIO STATE PROFESSORS BECAUSE НЕ TOLD ELLISON НЕ HAD NO TALENT. НЕ WAS SUBSEQUENTLY EXPELLED. ELLISON LATER SENT THAT SAME PROFESSOR COPIES OF HIS PUBLISHED WORK FOR DECADES. GRAGKED.COM — **Source:** **12 Celebs Who Got Revenge (In Hilariously Nasty Ways)**

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Capitol Records refused to give Sinatra his own label. Frank Sinatra reprim in Come swing with me! Sinatra! swings FRANK SINATRA BILLY MAY and For orchestra SO НЕ RELEASED HIS OWN RECORDS OPPOSITE CAPITOL'S. In the early '60s, Frank Sinatra was a very big deal. And he figured he knew enough about the music business to merit his own micro-label under Capitol. When they refused, he formed his own label, Reprise Records, and released albums that directly competed with his Capitol releases. And since he wasn't especially motivated to do his best work for Capitol, the Capitol albums tanked. GRAGKED.COM — **Source:** **15 Things Created As Revenge**

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50 Cent planned to have Ja Rule perform a concert in front of 200 empty seats. The two rappers have been feuding for over twenty years. When 50 Cent heard that tickets for Ja Rule's upcoming performance were only $15, he quickly purchased as many as he could to humiliate his old rival. CRACKED.COM — **Source:** **12 Celebs Who Got Revenge (In Hilariously Nasty Ways)**

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Angelina Jolie didn't like her character in Wanted. SO SHE INSISTED THAT FOX COMMIT SUICIDE. Jolie didn't think that her character - an assassin manipulated by sinister forces - should get away with the murder of so many innocent people. So Jolie demanded that after learning the true nature of her work, her hardened hitman would take her own life. The studio is trying to talk her into returning anyway. GRACKED.COM http://herocomplex latimes com/uncategorized/angelina-jolie/ — **Source:** **15 Things Created As Revenge**

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Richard LaGravenese made Gene Siskel an unflattering character in The Ref. Desde Lory July Devis Kovin Spaces the REF The - - - - - - - - - In 1992, the famous critic gave The Fisher King a negative review, so the film's screenwriter, LaGravenese, created a balding, unfaithful military officer being blackmailed by a young boy, in his follow-up movie. His name? Siskel. CRACKED.COM — **Source:** **12 Celebs Who Got Revenge (In Hilariously Nasty Ways)**

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Michael Moore is a suicide bomber in Team America. MATT STONE STUCK HIM IN THERE FOR REVENGE. Moore interviewed Stone, best known for his work on South Park, in his documentary Bowling For Columbine. Then he cut to an anti-American cartoon, heavily implying that it was done by Stone and Trey Parker. So in Team America: World Police, a Michael Moore puppet suicide-bombs the team headquarters. CRACKED.COM http://www. bbc со uk/films/2005/01/13/matt_stone_team_america_interview.shtml — **Source:** **15 Things Created As Revenge**

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During the '80s, the NATIONAL ENQUIRER used to display The world's tallest Christmas tree in Lantana, Florida. Because of a constant battle going on against paparazzi and reporters, Burt Reynolds decided one day to drop a couple sacks of horse manure from a helicopter right on top of the tree. CRACKED.COM — **Source:** **12 Celebs Who Got Revenge (In Hilariously Nasty Ways)**

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DC Comics introduced a villain named Superdoom. SOMETHING'S DO YOU KNOW COMING OUT OF WHAT I AM? THERE... AN UNSTOPPABLE WHAT KILLER FRANCHISE THE HELL IS FROM A PARALLEL THAT?! REALITY! SHUT - DOWN A THOUGHT THAT GETS BIGGER AND BIGGER THE MORE YOU THINK IT. OH. IT'S TOO LATE FOR THAT. DON'T YOU KNOW WHAT DAY IT IS? IT WAS BECAUSE MAN OF STEEL QUOTED A WRITER. In its very first trailer, Man Of Steel featured a quote from Grant Morrison's All-Star Superman. Morrisson was so pissed about his words being associated with a murderous, brooding Superman that he — **Source:** **15 Things Created As Revenge**

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Judd Apatow was pissed when Freaks And Geeks was canceled. SO НЕ MADE ITS CAST INTO SUPERSTARS. Freaks And Geeks had a cult following on NBC, but, in part because of its Saturday night time slot, it died in the ratings. As soon as Apatow hit it big with The 40-Year-Old Virgin, he started working on turning the talent of his old show- James Franco, Seth Rogen, and Jason Segel - into movie stars, just to spite NBC. GRACKED.COM http://variety com/2014/scene/news/judd-apatow-freaks-and-geeks-1201129436/ — **Source:** **15 Things Created As Revenge**

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In an issue of Punisher, three random people blow up. LATE. AGAIN. HE DOES KNOW TRANG IS MAKING GIVE HIM THE SEQUEL. DOES A MINUTE. RIGHT? MIKE THINK TRAFFIC WAS THIS MOVIE IS ALL UNREAL ON ABOUT JOHNNY? SUNSET-- I MEAN... HE FIVE AWAY THEY LOOK LIKE THE ACTORS FROM FANTASTIC 4. In one panel they're introduced as three actors waiting for a fourth to arrive for a meeting to discuss a sequel with a director named Trang. The actors bear a solid resemblance to the cast of the terrible 2015 Fantastic Four reboot, which was directed by Josh Trank. — **Source:** **15 Things Created As Revenge**

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CRACKED.COM IN 2014 RITA ORA AND CALVIN HARRIS BROKE UP. HARRIS DECIDED NOT TO TAKE THE WE'RE STILL FRIENDS ROUTE. Rita was scheduled to perform I Will Never Let You Down at the 2014 Teen Choice Awards, but Harris decided that that wasn't going to happen. Since he was the co-writer and producer on the track, he had the power to stop TV performances of the song. Не did exactly that just a couple of days before her scheduled performance, despite the fact that Rita had been preparing for it for about a month. — **Source:** **12 Celebs Who Got Revenge (In Hilariously Nasty Ways)**

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Leo DiCaprio got violently sick while filming The Wolf Of Wall Street. IT WAS JONAH HILL'S REVENGE FOR THE BEATINGS. DiCaprio thought it'd be hilarious to constantly ambush-beat Hill while they were working on Wolf Of Wall Street. Hill finally had his revenge as they were filming a restaurant scene, by insisting DiCaprio's character eat the last piece of sushi. DiCaprio had to repeat that action for 70 takes, and it gave him food poisoning. GRACKED.COM http://variety com/2014/scene/awards/wolf-of-wall-street-jonah-hill- leonardo-dicaprio-beats-the-living-crap-out-of-you-1201097928/ — **Source:** **15 Things Created As Revenge**

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IN 2017, JUSTIN BIEBER CAME OUT WITH A NEW SHIRT DESIGN FETURING MARILYN MANSON. MARILYN BIGGER THAN KL ANEON SATAN BIEBER Some time after, the two met in real life and Bieber hit Manson with the I made you relevant again line. Manson understandably didn't appreciate that so he set up a joint performance of Beautiful People at Bieber's next concert. and then just didn't show up. Не also decided to take a percentage of the profits from the shirts for using his likeness. CRACKED.COM — **Source:** **12 Celebs Who Got Revenge (In Hilariously Nasty Ways)**

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Stephen King hated the hype around Carrie. SO НЕ PUBLISHED SEVEN BOOKS USING A FAKE NAME. King hated the idea that his books were popular because of the hit movie, so he released seven books under the name Richard Bachman. Не instructed his publisher to treat them like the work of an unknown hack, which meant almost no publicity. One reviewer was so taken in that he called Thinner what Stephen King would write if Stephen King could write. https:/www. theatlantic com/entertainment/archive/2013/07/jk-rowling- GRACKED.COM was-robert-galbraith-stephen-king-was-richard-bachman/313311/ — **Source:** **15 Things Created As Revenge**

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Warren Buffett bought an entire company only to fire one person. In 1962, Seabury Stanton, chairman of Berkshire Hathaway, tried to cheat Buffet in a contract deal. BH MATHAWAY HS BERKSHIRE Even though it wasn't a НАТ AY good investment, I Warren Buffett felt insulted and decided to become the owner of the company in order to fire Stanton right away. GRACKED.COM — **Source:** **12 Celebs Who Got Revenge (In Hilariously Nasty Ways)**

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