Note: When going on safari, stay the heck away from Cape buffalo.
Finally, an answer to why the McFlurry machine is always broken.
If you think you've got it bad, you have no idea how bad it can get.
Most of the time the authorities make the right call, but when the slip up, we get stories like these.
After the first few seconds of ecstatic freefall, I felt the parachute try to open. But it didn't.
Safaris seem pretty great until you see monkey nuts resting on your moonroof.
If you die on a cruise ship, they're prepared for that.
As the saying goes: Every time God closes a door, he forgets to mention anything about jimmying open door locks.
In Islam, homosexuality is all about location, location, location.
Beside the obvious reasons you shouldn't get a heart with your mom's name in it tattooed right above your genitals, there are plenty you've probably never thought of.
Some places on Earth seem like the result of a long night and a little too much stardust.