Cracked Archive - Weird World
The Hamburglar should've been locked away in some deep, dark hole a long time ago.
- By Lydia Bugg
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- October 04, 2017
Note: When going on safari, stay the heck away from Cape buffalo.
- By Ryan Menezes, Nick Rudicle
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- October 04, 2017
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- By Randall Maynard, Katie Goldin
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- October 03, 2017
Finally, an answer to why the McFlurry machine is always broken.
- By Luis Prada
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- October 02, 2017
If you think you've got it bad, you have no idea how bad it can get.
- By Roman Odarenko
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- October 02, 2017
Most of the time the authorities make the right call, but when the slip up, we get stories like these.
- By Kasper Kauhanen
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- October 01, 2017
After the first few seconds of ecstatic freefall, I felt the parachute try to open. But it didn't.
- By Ryan Menezes, Brad Guy
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- September 30, 2017
Safaris seem pretty great until you see monkey nuts resting on your moonroof.
- By Ian Fortey
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- September 29, 2017
If you die on a cruise ship, they're prepared for that.
- By E. Reid Ross
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- September 28, 2017
As the saying goes: Every time God closes a door, he forgets to mention anything about jimmying open door locks.
- By S Peter Davis
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- September 27, 2017
Sometimes the old adage is true: no good deed goes unpunished, and these people will likely have that particular phrase tattooed on their bodies.
- By Chris Fox, S. Aslam
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- September 27, 2017
In Islam, homosexuality is all about location, location, location.
- By Cezary Jan Strusiewicz
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- September 27, 2017
Beside the obvious reasons you shouldn't get a heart with your mom's name in it tattooed right above your genitals, there are plenty you've probably never thought of.
- By Adam Wears
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- September 26, 2017
Let's face it, we all have a long week ahead of us and could probably do with a little cathartic schadenfreude to kick it off.
- By Pauli Poisuo
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- September 25, 2017
Some places on Earth seem like the result of a long night and a little too much stardust.
- By E. J. Diaz
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- September 25, 2017
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