Cracked Archive - Weird World
Ways Foodmakers Get Us To Buy Overpriced, Trendy, 'Healthier' Foods
Trendy food-makers, as you've undoubtedly noticed popping up in unprecedented numbers and diversity recently, have two goals: 1) relieve you of your hard-earned funds, and 2) make decent-tasting, more healthful foods. And, sadly, often in that order.
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- By Ivan Farkas
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Hollywood Boulevard Is Los Angeles's Own Personal Underworld
Where else on this planet can you enjoy a haunting and take a photo with a high Spider-Man?
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- By William Kuechenberg
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15 Spooky Pieces Of Trivia We Learned This Week
Facts about mummies, snakes, and blobs.
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- By Cracked Writers, Ryan Menezes
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15 Dumb, Pointless, or Outright Baffling Things the CIA Has Done in Recent Years
They have messed with 'Meet the Parents,' and done even worse stuff.
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- By Talbert Gregson, Andres Diplotti
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15 News Headlines That Sound Like Horror Movies
Sometimes, fiction has nothing on real life.
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- By Amanda Mannen
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I Went To This California Ghost Town So You Don't Have To
Calico, California is a land of uranium and cyanide, but few ghosts.
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- By William Kuechenberg
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Poison Halloween Candy Killed One Kid, But The Story Wasn't What It Seemed
This was NOT a case of strangers poisoning random trick-or-treaters.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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Close-Up Nature Photos That Are Surprisingly Beautiful
Why do I want to hug a wasp?!
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- By Shea
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The Bloody, Gruesome Result When Two MMA Fighters Took Shrooms
Regular murder would have been less painful.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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10 Things That Will Definitely Not Happen This Halloween
D.A.R.E. lied, no one is giving away free drugs.
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- By JhallComics
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15 Terrifying Bits Of Trivia We Learned This Week
Hope you're a fan of murder.
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- By Cracked Writers, Ryan Menezes
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15 Halloween Candies And What They Say About The Person Giving Them Out
Almond Joy? More like Almond Despair.
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- By Eli Yudin
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‘Why Don’t You Die?’: A Story With A Terrifying Ending
The target had a disturbing number of legs.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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5 Terrifying Serial Killers From Around The World
Warning: Not for the squeamish.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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A Man Died Getting Cooked In Six Tons Of Tuna
There was something fishy about this death.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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