Cracked Archive - Weird World


25 Surprising Things You Should Know About Common Jobs

Turns out there’s nothing ordinary about ordinary jobs.


6 Emotions You Had No Clue Actually Had Names

Let us help you label these hidden desires, anxieties, and itches, so you'll be prepared during any future therapy sessions or police interrogations.


8 Baffling Poop-Themed Toys Kids Are Lining Up To Buy

Today's kids are into toy turds in a big way.


Why We Can't Stop Hating The Poor

We kind of do hate poor people. And there's a reason for that.


5 Surprising Ways The World Is Secretly Looking Out For You

A few surprising professions are watching out for your well-being in the best ways possible.


5 Common Household Products (That Have Crazy Dark Secrets)

We don't mean to be alarmist, but everything and everybody is trying to kill you.


4 Hilarious Side Effects Of Living Next To Businesses

There are plenty of weird ways businesses can turn neighborhoods into psychedelic hellscapes.


6 Hilarious Loopholes Normal People Used To Beat The System

The world is full of rules.


Life As An American Punk Band in China

Punks in China have finally begun to rock ... even if though they have to tell blatant lies to the government to do it.


5 Ways We're Fighting Crime (And Making Everything Worse)

Most common crimefighting techniques in use today are objectively terrible.


24 Everyday Situations That Stress You Out (That Shouldn't)

We just realized that whatever we say here is super important, and our brains froze.


6 Of Your Favorite Foods (That Have Horrible Secrets)

Some might say that food is literally crucial to human survival.


I Worked For A Company Selling Fake Paintings To Old People

Faking a painting for money seems like the kind of crime that only exists in glitzy heist movies in which the thieves all wear tuxedos.


Common Beliefs That Are Surprisingly Simple To Debunk

Once you realize it, you can’t re-believe it.