Cracked Archive - Weird World

Real Willy Wonka Tour Is Less Magic, More Corporate

Or, why a real tour through a candy museum isn't as sweet a deal as you'd think.

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The California UFO Religion (That Looked Like An LSD Prom)

Meet the UFO worshippers whose style could be boiled down to 'sequins, reincarnation, and more sequins.'

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5 Outlandish Criminals Who Sound Like The Stuff Of Legend

When a criminal gets a nickname, shit gets real.

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5 Weird Collector's Markets You Didn't Know Existed

The thriving marketplace for barf bags is enough to make you want to barf.

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The New '80s-Themed 'American Girl' Doll Is Secretly Horrifying

Not enough toys include subtle references to national tragedies

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For Murky Legal Reasons, There's A Warehouse Full Of Clown Eggs

Who told clowns they needed to be weirder?

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6 Catastrophic Punishments The Universe Unleashed On Arrogant People

Let's nod solemnly at these real-life Icaruses.

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4 Dark AF Marketing Screw-Ups

Instead of going big, these companies should've stayed home.

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New Zealand's Government Has An Official Wizard On Payroll

Lord Of The (Cash Register Noise)

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Oh No, We Made Fudge Out Of 1 Pound Of Velveeta Cheese

Have you ever eaten fudge and found yourself thinking, 'This needs more cheese?'

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Monkey Steals Guy's Phone, Immediately Takes A Bunch Of Selfies

This viral marketing for the new 'Planet of the Apes' franchise is going too far.

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5 Amazing Things People Managed Right After Being Left For Dead

These people got up and kicked ass, just to spite the fates.

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'Gripping Food With Force' Is the Social Media Trend We Deserve in 2020

If you've ever wanted to destroy a bowl of SpaghettiOs with your own bare hands, now is your time to shine.

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Grandma's Fancy Silverware Was Made By A Poly Commie Sex Cult

Good thing she cleans it frequently.

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Belgium's Crappy Construction Times Puts Every Other City's Crappy Construction Times To Shame

I'm constructing a joke here, but you won't see it for another 20 years.

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