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Forget NFTs; Ever Tried Owning A Scream?<\/a><\/h2>

From Tarzan to Pitbull, this is actually a thing.<\/p>

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By Cedric Voets <\/a> <\/dd>
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55 Nutty Facts About U.S. States<\/a><\/h2>

Every one of America's united states has its own wacko history, as well as its own collection of utter nonsense that still goes on there today.<\/p>

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By Cracked Writers, <\/a> Ryan Menezes <\/a> <\/dd>
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Germany\u2019s Favorite Meme? Pretending One Of Their Cities Doesn\u2019t Exist<\/a><\/h2>

The funniest thing to come out of Germany since slightly suggestive sausages.<\/p>

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By Cedric Voets <\/a> <\/dd>
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Death By Clown: 5 People Who Had The Worst Birthdays<\/a><\/h2>

Realize that you at least had a better birthday than the following unlucky people.<\/p>

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By Ryan Menezes <\/a> <\/dd>
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Steampunk Cosplayers Are Keeping British Heritage Towns Alive<\/a><\/h2>

Put on three pairs of goggles and travel to the birthplace of Victorianism.<\/p>

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By Cedric Voets <\/a> <\/dd>
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7 Forgotten McDonald's Menu Items (That Died For A Reason)<\/a><\/h2>

Who's in the mood for a McSpaghetti? Anybody? Hello?<\/p>

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By Mac Faber <\/a> <\/dd>
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4 Modern Medical Manuals With Insane AF Illustrations<\/a><\/h2>

Study the medicine with pin-up centerfolds and alien genitals.<\/p>

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By Cedric Voets <\/a> <\/dd>
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55 Unbelievable Places Around The World<\/a><\/h2>

Since you might have trouble getting to some of the world's far-off places, we've compiled a list of some of the stranger ones so you can at least dream about them.<\/p>

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By Cracked Writers, <\/a> Ryan Menezes <\/a> <\/dd>
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You Can Do The 'Macarena' To Any Song, New Theory Claims<\/a><\/h2>

From The Nutcracker, to Welcome to the Black Parade, and even WandaVision's Theme song, @themacerenatheory has got you covered.<\/p>

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By Carly Tennes <\/a> <\/dd>
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5 Embarrassing Takeaways From The Latest Hipster Church Scandal<\/a><\/h2>

A lot of what has happened with Hillsong are the same things we see happen time and time again when a church becomes a megachurch.<\/p>

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By Dan Fritschie <\/a> <\/dd>
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'Walt Disney World' Employee Says He Was Fired For Rating Water From Decorative Fountains<\/a><\/h2>

Nothing like questionable Disney lagoon water to quench your thirst!<\/p>

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By Carly Tennes <\/a> <\/dd>
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6 Bonkers Monarchies ... That Are Still Around Today<\/a><\/h2>

Royal families are royally weird ...<\/p>

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By Cedric Voets <\/a> <\/dd>
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5 Stupid BS Financial Things We Put Up With<\/a><\/h2>

Sometimes there's no good reasoning behind up the financial garbage you deal with.<\/p>

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By Eli Yudin <\/a> <\/dd>
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5 Realities Of The Coca-Cola Card, Or The Most Confusing Marketing Campaign In History<\/a><\/h2>

Here's a look at why The Coca-Cola Card's 20 ounces of fame fizzled out faster than a gas station refill.<\/p>

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By Greg Ott <\/a> <\/dd>
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