33 Weird News Stories We Missed

33 Weird News Stories We Missed

Weird stuff is happening all over the world, all the dang time. Maybe even right now! In Berlin, someone is eating their bus ticket, and no one's giving them a funny look. In the UK, members of the royal family are probably debating their genetics; specifically, how it has affected their sweat glands. Many French motorists are safely, happily driving around in cars that would have otherwise been burned… thanks to the pandemic, for some reason? A woman in Ontario is celebrating an impressive legal win that stems from a candy bar. Hong Kong police are currently fighting colonialism with the power of goosestepping. Shell is rethinking its carbon capture plan after it managed to – if you can even believe it – make the problem worse. One woman in South Dakota may currently be in prison after faking a kidnapping to escape her husband; meanwhile, an Italian man tried to escape his spouse by attempting to get into prison. All that and more:

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