Cracked Archive - Weird World

Why You Should Beware of Schools from Late Night TV Ads

Kids, do you want to grow up and design video games for a living? Adults, do you want to quit your chumpy job and realize your dream of being an animator or a chef? You might have been tempted by ads like this. Here's why they're bullshit.

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The 6 Most Surprising Ways Alcohol Is Actually Good for You

Let's be clear: Alcoholism will kill you dead. But apparently booze can also turn you into Superman.

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How to Seize an Oppurtunity [COMIC]

When you're boss says stuff like, 'You gotta strike while the iron's hot ...'it turns out that it's only partially because he hates you.

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The Horse Goes VRINSK! 6 Noises Foreign Languages Suck At

Dammit, Japan. Just... dammit.

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5 Bitter Truths About Chocolate

While we'd like to continue to believe that chocolate comes from a purple-garbed man in a whimsical factory, the real chocolate world is far darker and far harder than we ever would have thought. Though the general disregard for children is about the same.

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If Movie Titles Were Honest

In a world where the content of the film matched audience expectations based on the title, Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark is a blacksploitation sequel, American Graffiti is way more like Exit Through the Gift Shop, and Exit Through the Gift Shop is way more like a porn that got filmed when the Radison Inn double booked.

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The 9 Stupidest Superhero Secret Identities

A trench coat isn't much of a disguise when the rest of your visible body is clearly made of rocks.

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6 Completely Legal Ways The Cops Can Screw You

We are so lucky to be living in an era of law where suspect interrogations with live cobras tied to the ends of nightsticks are no longer common. Unfortunately, there are still many colorful ways the police can royally screw you while Lady Justice shrugs.

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How to Decide Whether to Tell the Painful Truth [COMIC]

Honesty is not always the best policy. For instance, when you're talking to your boss, honesty is almost never a good idea

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The 5 Most Absurd Video Games Starring Rock Stars

Being a famous musician comes with a lot of perks. Throngs of adoring fans enamored with your every move. More sex and drugs than one person should ever have access to. And, apparently, the means to get completely idiotic video games commissioned in your name.

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5 Bizarre Real Life Gangs That Put The Warriors to Shame

In movies, comic books, video games and 80s music videos, street-gangs are assembled around a loose theme, like rollerblading, ancient Vikings, or love of classic opera. That's usually not the case in the real world. Usually.

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The 9 Most Statistically Terrifying Days On the Calendar

There are days that everyone knows to be cautious on and then there are these days. Just lurking in the shadows. Waiting to murder you dead.

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How We Really Spend Our Time: 13 Pie Graphs

Experts estimate that men spend ten years of their lives working, three years of their lives going to the bathroom, and four years waiting in line, all of which are subject to fluctuate depending on where you prefer to masturbate.

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