20 Jobs Too Awesome to Exist

As far as real jobs go, being a member of the Cracked Editorial Staff is probably as good as it gets. We get paid in truckloads of gold, each editor has a small (but fierce) army of Super Models at his disposal, and very little work actually gets done, if you know what we mean. (We don't do any work.) We did some checking around and confirmed it: We officially have the greatest jobs on the planet.

Which got us thinking: What kind of job would be so appealing that we'd actually leave this life of fame, riches and near constant sexcapades behind?

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We asked you to photoshop some examples of jobs that, if they were real, might actually be better than being a Cracked Editor, and offered $50 to the best. The winner is below, but first the runners-up:

#20.

20 Jobs Too Awesome to Exist
by Veiko


#19.

20 Jobs Too Awesome to Exist
by Something


#18.

20 Jobs Too Awesome to Exist
by CountBaqula


#17.

20 Jobs Too Awesome to Exist
by jballard


#16.

20 Jobs Too Awesome to Exist
by Malhal


#15.

20 Jobs Too Awesome to Exist
by lordlim


#14.

20 Jobs Too Awesome to Exist
by personguy


#13.

20 Jobs Too Awesome to Exist
by bunker6


#12.

20 Jobs Too Awesome to Exist
by Wibblewobble


#11.

20 Jobs Too Awesome to Exist
by mojoface


#10.

20 Jobs Too Awesome to Exist
by Cowtppr


#9.

20 Jobs Too Awesome to Exist
by bunker6


#8.

20 Jobs Too Awesome to Exist
by HairyBallTheory

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#7.

20 Jobs Too Awesome to Exist
by Loorep


#6.

20 Jobs Too Awesome to Exist
by heathinator


#5.

20 Jobs Too Awesome to Exist
by mcsuperawesome


#4.

20 Jobs Too Awesome to Exist
by MrBallistic


#3.

20 Jobs Too Awesome to Exist
by Bakudai


#2.

20 Jobs Too Awesome to Exist
by Sanchez


And the winner is...

20 Jobs Too Awesome to Exist
by Bamboozled




Congrats, Bamboozled. You win money.


Want in on this?

You'll have another chance. This week's Photoshop contest theme is:

If tattoos told the truth.

Forget the barbed wire and Chinese characters everybody gets these days, what would tattoos be like in a world where tattoos had to tell the brutally honest truth?

Post entries in the forums.

Got an idea for a future Cracked photoshop contest? Let us know.,