20 Jobs Too Awesome to Exist

20 Jobs Too Awesome to Exist

As far as real jobs go, being a member of the Cracked Editorial Staff is probably as good as it gets. We get paid in truckloads of gold, each editor has a small (but fierce) army of Super Models at his disposal, and very little work actually gets done, if you know what we mean. (We don't do any work.) We did some checking around and confirmed it: We officially have the greatest jobs on the planet.

Which got us thinking: What kind of job would be so appealing that we'd actually leave this life of fame, riches and near constant sexcapades behind?

We asked you to photoshop some examples of jobs that, if they were real, might actually be better than being a Cracked Editor, and offered $50 to the best. The winner is below, but first the runners-up:


by Veiko


by Something


by CountBaqula


by jballard


by Malhal


by lordlim


by personguy


by bunker6


by Wibblewobble


by mojoface


by Cowtppr


by bunker6


by HairyBallTheory


by Loorep


by heathinator


by mcsuperawesome


by MrBallistic


by Bakudai


by Sanchez

And the winner is...

by Bamboozled

Congrats, Bamboozled. You win money.

Want in on this?

You'll have another chance. This week's Photoshop contest theme is:

If tattoos told the truth.

Forget the barbed wire and Chinese characters everybody gets these days, what would tattoos be like in a world where tattoos had to tell the brutally honest truth?

Post entries in the forums.

Got an idea for a future Cracked photoshop contest? Let us know.,

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