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  • Real Name: Bakudai
  • Location: up yours
  • Member Since: July 16th, 2003
  • Last Seen: November 7th, 2009 7:51 pm
  • Personal tag line: Hack the planet
  • Message board posts: 4,338
About Bakudai

Age: Undeterminable (~500,000 Earth Years)

Sex: male

Height: 6'8"

Species/Race: Getun

Description/Appearance: Bakudai stands tall for an elf, with blood red hair and pure silver eyes. He still wears the clothing he always has, black, rough hide leather tunic and trousers, with knee high black boots with gold embroidery near the edges. His tunic has matured a bit, sporting gold embroidering as well along the center, shoulders, and wrists. He still wears a baladrana, a black cloak with a hood, made from magical silk, with a red silky material lining the underside.

Background: Bakudai's background is a strange one. He has spent his life devoted to magic and the arts, constantly striving to become better. He officially became a mage, in his mind, when he reached the rank of Arch Mage. Recently he was tutored by his adoptive (and abusive, now cured) father, one Inur Tetrijil, a Planeswalker. Bakudai was taught in the ways of the Planes, and has also acquired some new abilities gained only in extraplanar realms. Due to his travel through the Planes, his body height has decreased, making him four inches shorter.

Abilities/Magicks: Bakudai can metamorph (transform) into a large white crystalline dragon. Also is a master of Runic, Ethereal, Elemental, Planar, and Haler�nick Magic. He is also gifted with and elf's natural born immunity to age, and was also graced with the ability to halt his physical aging as well, preferring his adult/post-teen form. He is skilled with several weapons, including daggers, quarterstaves, warhamers, longswords, and Ethereal weaponry. He is also trained in both Erimian and Haler�nick martial arts.

Weapons/Items: Generally carries Mythgyr, a magical longsword with a pure magic affinity, named after Bakudai's former pet, a crystalline dragon (truly it is the name of Bakudai's metamorphed form.) He also carries a staff of energy that he summons from the ethereal plane, but it has no name as it's shape constantly changes.

Nature/Alignment: Neutral Good

Special Notes: Bakudai used to be very young (25,000 EY) but he spent several thousands of years traveling through the planes. Time travels strangely in the different planes, take the Haler�nick plane, for instance. One Common Day in the Prime Material Plane (The plane we exist in) feels like and has the effect on a person that 10,000 Earth Years would. Of course, Halerons live for several hundred thousand EY. Bakudai considers himself to be much older, and he approximates that he is now, technically, reaching the 500,000 year mark or beyond it.

Music: I'm into punk and I listen to the following: Blink 182, Rancid, 311, Pennywise, NOFX, Millencolin, Sum 41, New Found Glory, Jimmy Eats World, etc...

But hey, what do I know, I only started studying archeology at Oxford University when I was 17, as an American too.

I can bench press 320 and dead lift past 400 pounds. It's funny to see you posting here when I get back from the gym.

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I'm not implying that bees are better. What I'm implying is that we aren't from this planet so unlike all of these species that are, we don't naturally benefit the earth.

Прикладами и прикладами и прикладами и прикладами и прикладами и прикладами и прикладами и прикладами и прикладами и прикладами и прикладами и прикладами и прикладами и прикладами и прикладами и прикладами и прикладами и прикладами и прикладами и прикладами и прикладами.

Pardon me, but when I simply slightly bend the format, but still respond with the exact information requested by the OP, I doubt I'll have problems being taken seriously. It's quite obvious that you've over-zealously enforced a rule entirely against the spirit within which it was intended, but why do I bother, I'm sure you'll delete this post just like the one just above yours and no one will ever be the wiser. But by all means, do add PSs to your posts when you're trying to come up with a retcon rationale.

Maybe you should add to the rules (which I made a point of reading before I posted) a little note about this, so that other people who come here with the intention of engaging in constructive discussion and pleasantly surprised on finding a section of the Internets with rules seemingly designed to weed out detrimental posts don't make the mistake of actually posting.

I'm assuming you have that power, hard to run an arbitrary oligarchy otherwise.

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