Cracked Archive - Weird World

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My Experience on a Desert Island: Things 'Lost' Got Wrong
My Experience on a Desert Island: Things 'Lost' Got Wrong

So by now 'Lost' has ended, and we've found out the truth behind the island, which was actually a Home Depot Garden Center, and that the whole story never actually happened and was merely the fever dream of a dying syphilitic prostitute who was herself living in a computer simulation powered by children's imagination that was sent back in time

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5 Ingenious Contraptions Built Out of Nothing But Garbage
5 Ingenious Contraptions Built Out of Nothing But Garbage

Next time you go to throw out that empty beer bottle, just stop and think: Could that be the first piece to your own Fortress of Doom?

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So You Want to Be an American: 5 Circles of Immigration Hell
So You Want to Be an American: 5 Circles of Immigration Hell

Sure, America is awesome, but the country lets in a lot of immigrants through nice legal channels, right? Why don't these Mexicans just try it that way? Well, having gone through immigration myself in 2009 (the legal way), I can tell you right now there's a reason.

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5 Horrific Ways Bad Parents Turn Their Kids Into Good Money
5 Horrific Ways Bad Parents Turn Their Kids Into Good Money

Apparently a good bit of America's future is being raised by people who are rock stupid. We're doomed.

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5 Silly Initiation Rituals of Famous Sinister Organizations
5 Silly Initiation Rituals of Famous Sinister Organizations

The Cracked initiation ritual may be ridiculous, but at least we don't rule the roads, the sea and the whole friggin planet. (Yet.)

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5 Cheap Magic Tricks Behind Every Psychic
5 Cheap Magic Tricks Behind Every Psychic

Some people have managed to turn the sentence 'Here's a neat trick that will amuse your family and friends' into 'Here's a way to pretend you have God-like powers and convince crowds of credulous and needy people to give you their money.' And now you can too.

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The 5 Most Unintentionally Offensive Comic Book Characters
The 5 Most Unintentionally Offensive Comic Book Characters

Even if their attempts at racial sensitivity are misguided or poorly thought out, you can't fault them for trying, right? Oh, wait. Of couse you can.

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6 True Stories About Disneyland They Don't Want You to Know
6 True Stories About Disneyland They Don't Want You to Know

What's that? You don't typically associate the Happiest Place on Earth with crippling depression, rabies, discrimination and hate crimes? We can fix that!

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5 Unknown Schmucks Who Turned Into Superheroes in the Clutch
5 Unknown Schmucks Who Turned Into Superheroes in the Clutch

Let's face it: The experts that are supposed to be taking care of business aren't always available. Thankfully, completely unknown and unqualified people came to save the day.

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