Cracked Archive - Weird World
So by now 'Lost' has ended, and we've found out the truth behind the island, which was actually a Home Depot Garden Center, and that the whole story never actually happened and was merely the fever dream of a dying syphilitic prostitute who was herself living in a computer simulation powered by children's imagination that was sent back in time
- By Chris Bucholz
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- May 25, 2010
Next time you go to throw out that empty beer bottle, just stop and think: Could that be the first piece to your own Fortress of Doom?
- By Kathy Benjamin
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- May 20, 2010
Sure, America is awesome, but the country lets in a lot of immigrants through nice legal channels, right? Why don't these Mexicans just try it that way? Well, having gone through immigration myself in 2009 (the legal way), I can tell you right now there's a reason.
- By C. Coville
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- May 15, 2010
Apparently a good bit of America's future is being raised by people who are rock stupid. We're doomed.
- By Katy Gardiner, CRACKED Staff
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- May 14, 2010
The Cracked initiation ritual may be ridiculous, but at least we don't rule the roads, the sea and the whole friggin planet. (Yet.)
- By Kristi Harrison
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- May 09, 2010
Some people have managed to turn the sentence 'Here's a neat trick that will amuse your family and friends' into 'Here's a way to pretend you have God-like powers and convince crowds of credulous and needy people to give you their money.' And now you can too.
- By Pete Booth
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- May 08, 2010
Even if their attempts at racial sensitivity are misguided or poorly thought out, you can't fault them for trying, right? Oh, wait. Of couse you can.
- By David Johnson
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- May 02, 2010
What's that? You don't typically associate the Happiest Place on Earth with crippling depression, rabies, discrimination and hate crimes? We can fix that!
- By Danny Gallagher, JD Niemand
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- April 29, 2010
Let's face it: The experts that are supposed to be taking care of business aren't always available. Thankfully, completely unknown and unqualified people came to save the day.
- By Paul K Pickett
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- April 27, 2010
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