Cracked Archive - Weird World

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24 Famous Paintings (With The Dialogue Included)

Everybody knows exactly what sucks about the great art galleries: they won't let you go in there with a sharpie and add hilarious dialogue to the paintings (trust us, we tried).

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14 Realities of Romantic Relationships in Chart Form

Of all the things you see charted in elementary and middle school -- the human tongue, the color spectrum-- what to expect from romantic relationships would seem to be a pretty conspicuous omission.

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The 7 Most Annoying Hidden Agendas on the Internet

The most popular ways stupid people try to get their spamming and whining and self-promotion past your defenses.

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If Classic Movies Used Viral Marketing

what the ads for classic movies might have looked like if advertisers always had to trick people into thinking they're not looking at an advertisement while making them look at an advertisement.

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6 Modern Playgrounds That Will Make Your Inner Child Jealous

To a kid, happiness is directly tied to location. And every single one of these is guaranteed to make any child wish their parents would leave them there.

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19 Classic TV Shows (If They Never Got Cancelled)

If the Internet can be counted on for one thing, it's losing their collective shit every time a half-decent TV show gets cancelled. But good shows have been getting cancelled for years, as have bad and mediocre shows. We asked you to show us what some of those shows might look today if they hadn't gotten the axe.

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5 Great Things Co-Opted by Douchebags

There are plenty of things that I objectively like but have to be careful with (and sometimes completely abandon) because they've been co-opted and appropriated by hipsters, hippies, douchebags and other attention-commanding social groups.

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7 Steps to Making an Ill-Advised Citizen's Arrest

Crime. You just hate that crime, don't you? Whether it's because your parents were brutally murdered, or your television was brutally stolen, you've vowed to do everything you can to stop crime. Not stop it; you want to kick crime's teeth in.

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The 5 Biggest Benefits of Growing Up Fat

Chubby kids of the world, consider this article your very own 'It Gets Better' campaign. It's my message to you to let you know that, no matter how plump you may be, it doesn't mean your life is always going to be horrible.

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4 Ways to Enjoy Nature According to Insane Old Magazines

Isn't the majesty of nature's bounty inspiring? It is. It suuure is. Almost a little too much so, wouldn't you say? It's like she's trying to show us up.

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8 Impressively Sarcastic Amazon Product Reviews (Part 3)

There's plenty of originality and creativity in the world of silly reviews -- it just takes a little digging to find it.

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5 Things You Won't Believe Spawned Black Markets

You'd be utterly baffled to see what's getting traded in the shadows these days.

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The 5 Most Satisfying Tales of Payback

Revenge is a tricky thing and there is definitely a fine line that shouldn't be crossed. Still, sometimes people go above and beyond for their acts of petty revenge that you can't help but stand back and admire it.

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