Of all the things you see charted in elementary and middle school -- the human tongue, the color spectrum-- what to expect from romantic relationships would seem to be a pretty conspicuous omission.
The most popular ways stupid people try to get their spamming and whining and self-promotion past your defenses.
To a kid, happiness is directly tied to location. And every single one of these is guaranteed to make any child wish their parents would leave them there.
If the Internet can be counted on for one thing, it's losing their collective shit every time a half-decent TV show gets cancelled. But good shows have been getting cancelled for years, as have bad and mediocre shows. We asked you to show us what some of those shows might look today if they hadn't gotten the axe.
There are plenty of things that I objectively like but have to be careful with (and sometimes completely abandon) because they've been co-opted and appropriated by hipsters, hippies, douchebags and other attention-commanding social groups.
Crime. You just hate that crime, don't you? Whether it's because your parents were brutally murdered, or your television was brutally stolen, you've vowed to do everything you can to stop crime. Not stop it; you want to kick crime's teeth in.
Chubby kids of the world, consider this article your very own 'It Gets Better' campaign. It's my message to you to let you know that, no matter how plump you may be, it doesn't mean your life is always going to be horrible.
Isn't the majesty of nature's bounty inspiring? It is. It suuure is. Almost a little too much so, wouldn't you say? It's like she's trying to show us up.
There's plenty of originality and creativity in the world of silly reviews -- it just takes a little digging to find it.