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The 7 Most Stupidly Overpowered Hunting Weapons
The 7 Most Stupidly Overpowered Hunting Weapons

Hunting: It is an age-old dance. It is a sacred covenant between the predator and the prey ... and the guy bristling with a half-dozen giant cannons and sporting only the most advanced cloaking technology.

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6 Beloved Organizations (Started For Terrifying Reasons)
6 Beloved Organizations (Started For Terrifying Reasons)

It's remarkable how some of these groups have changed with the times to become pillars of the community, despite some ugliness in their origin stories.

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Speaking in Tongues: The Dark Truth Behind an On-Air Meltdown
Speaking in Tongues: The Dark Truth Behind an On-Air Meltdown

Last week, the interent cheered as a reporter's brain went completely haywire live on television. I look into this strange phenomenon using good old fashioned investigative journalism.

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6 Children I Help Tutor Who Will Never (Ever) Be President
6 Children I Help Tutor Who Will Never (Ever) Be President

I'm sorry Matilda, no one wants to elect a math nerd to the best job in the world, you can't be President.

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Treating Waiters Like Human Beings: A Chart for Beginners
Treating Waiters Like Human Beings: A Chart for Beginners

Anyone who's spent time as a waiter or waitress knows that you quickly come to view anyone with an open menu in front of their face as the enemy. For the rest of you lucky folks, some advice:

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How to Dream Of What Might Have Been [COMIC]
How to Dream Of What Might Have Been [COMIC]

You've got to be realistic. When it's someone else's fantasy ...

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5 Myths About the Military You Believe (Thanks to Movies)
5 Myths About the Military You Believe (Thanks to Movies)

All of your information about the military from movies. But even accounting for what you already assumed was Hollywood bullshit (obviously war is not a non-stop action explosion festival), most people still have a grossly skewed idea about what life in the military is like.

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The 7 Most Baffling Things Ever Discovered in a Human Body
The 7 Most Baffling Things Ever Discovered in a Human Body

Cracked.com: Producing your nightmares since 1958.

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6 Types of Awful Valentine's Day You're Recovering From
6 Types of Awful Valentine's Day You're Recovering From

Well losers, it's the day after Valentine's Day, and another year has gone by without love's warm hands caressing your sloped shoulders.

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5 Ways Hi-Tech Retailers Are Secretly Screwing You
5 Ways Hi-Tech Retailers Are Secretly Screwing You

There are a million little ways retailers can screw you on what you buy. But maybe nowhere is this more common than in the world of high-tech gadgets.

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5 Amazing Things Invented by Donald Duck (Seriously)
5 Amazing Things Invented by Donald Duck (Seriously)

The guy behind Donald Duck comics might be our generation's Da Vinci ...

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