Cracked Archive - Weird World
10 Helpful Tips For Bending The Masses to Your Will
Because world-conquering megalomaniac's need a how to book too.
- By Chris Bucholz
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- February 01, 2011
How to Take 15 Minutes to Make One Simple Decision [COMIC]
One of the most difficult things in the world to do.
- By Scott Meyer
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- February 01, 2011
5 Baffling Real Internet Searches For Financial Advice
In the superior hemisphere it's nearly spring again, and as Americans celebrate by shedding their jackets or falling in love in parks, the IRS is beginning its gradual warm up and stretching routine in preparation for some unparalleled wallet raping.
- By Soren Bowie
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- January 31, 2011
5 Complaints About Modern Life (That Are Statistically B.S.)
As much as we like to joke about the sorry state of the world, the facts really don't back us up.
- By Mark M., M. Asher Cantrell
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- January 31, 2011
5 Sidekicks Who Got Screwed By History
Here are some real-life sidekicks who, for one reason or another, got shafted by history.
- By CK Fernando
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- January 30, 2011
Why It's Time to Stop Wearing Mittens: A Manifesto
Mittens have all the functionality of five fingered gloves, save for the functionality part.
- By Dillon McLaughlin
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- January 23, 2011
6 Cats More Badass Than You (And Most Superheroes)
The Internet, and the world at large, has become completely fascinated with cats. In true Cracked fashion, we bring you the ones that are actually worth more than the shit in their litter boxes.
- By Jim Avery
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- January 23, 2011
5 Styles That Defined Entire Eras (Were Made Up by Movies)
American history is dominated by groups who look exactly like what you think they do, but only because they totally ripped off their styles from fictional movies.
- By Cezary Jan Strusiewicz
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- January 22, 2011
The 8 Most Awkward Sexual Moments in Comic Book History
Comic books have been known to do some crazy things to keep readers interested. Sometimes what they do works, and sometimes it just makes us feel like putting the comic book facedown, leaving the room and taking a shower.
- By Diana McCallum
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- January 21, 2011
If Awesome Lunatics Ran Airlines
There's no security check point. If it didn't kill you on the drive to the airport, we figure it probably won't kill you on the plane either.
- By Seanbaby
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- January 20, 2011
6 Douchebag Luxury Goods Originally Invented to Help People
If, like most of us, you find yourself secretly hating rich people now and then, it's probably because of the stupid and frivolous junk they buy. A whole segment of our economy is dedicated to making ridiculous crap for these shallow jerks. But a whole lot of lives have been saved by that ridiculous stuff.
- By Philip Moon
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- January 20, 2011
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