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Authors: By Neil Arsenty
Published: March 26, 2023
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Don’t Worry: The Other Person Hates Themselves During Awkward Small Talk, Too

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Authors: By Lauren Vinopal
Published: March 26, 2023
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Authors: By Zanandi Botes
Published: March 26, 2023
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The 10 Best Dark Humor Jokes from George Carlin

‘There is something refreshingly ironic about people lying on the beach contracting skin cancer in an attempt to acquire a purely illusory appearance of good health, while germ-laden medical waste washes up on the sand all around them’

Authors: By Dan Fritschie
Published: March 26, 2023
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11 Entertainers Who Were Weekend-at-Bernie's'd for Too Long

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Authors: By Jay L'Ecuyer, JhallComics
Published: March 26, 2023
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How to Seize an Oppurtunity [COMIC]

By:: Scott Meyer

July 18, 2010

When your boss says stuff like, "You gotta strike while the iron's hot ..." it turns out that it's only partially because he hates you.

Basic Instructions is a twice weekly updating web comic that offers absurd advice on how to live your life. Some of those updates will be happening here on Cracked.

Find out How to Decide Whether to Tell The Painful Truth and How to Explain Men's Emotions with a Useful Analogy.

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Authors: By Tim Grierson
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