How to Seize an Oppurtunity [COMIC]

When your boss says stuff like, "You gotta strike while the iron's hot ..." it turns out that it's only partially because he hates you.

Basic Instructions is a twice weekly updating web comic that offers absurd advice on how to live your life. Some of those updates will be happening here on Cracked.

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