Cracked Archive - Weird World
The 6 Most Aggressively Stupid Acts of Human Endurance
If only they devoted themselves to something that wasn't utterly insane.
- By Jamie Flexman
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- June 01, 2013
5 Reasons Your Online Dating Profile Isn't Working
Your dating profile is not working because you are literally posing with a sword in your photo.
- By Winston Rowntree
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- May 31, 2013
The 5 Most Absurdly Petty National Laws Ever Enforced
If you got where you are by couping the hell out of the last guy, so what's to stop the people from doing the same to you? Furious, insane crackdowns on irrelevant bullshit, that's what!
- By Richie Ryan, Eric Yosomono, Patrick McCarty, Robert Rosati
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- May 31, 2013
5 Romantic Products Perfect for Ending Relationships
Here are five products that are falling all over themselves to act as your relationship's final Mexican standoff.
- By Soren Bowie
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- May 30, 2013
The 5 Most Incredible Things Ever Done Purely Out of Spite
Here are five things that would have never been given life if not for humanity's undying capacity to never let a thing go.
- By Kelly Stone
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- May 30, 2013
27 Insane (But True) Early Versions of Famous Characters
Some artists hide the brushstrokes well, and others have them all over the web like internet graffiti.
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- May 29, 2013
5 People Who Quit Real Jobs to Pursue Idiotic Dreams
Ninja is never a dream you should pursue.
- By Felix Clay
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- May 26, 2013
The 6 Most Hilarious Ways People Breached Airport Security
The reality is that while you're enjoying a cavity search for accidentally packing nail clippers in your carry-on, security meltdowns of slapstick proportions nonetheless happen with frightening regularity.
- By Aaron Bland, Mary Johnson, Chris Fox
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- May 26, 2013
4 Things You Should Know Before Spending a Weekend in Jail
Going to jail can be a terrifying thing.
- By Adam Tod Brown
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- May 25, 2013
9 Businesses You Won't Believe Are Utilizing Public Nudity
Given how delightful nudity is, it should come as no surprise that many an entrepreneur has tried to capitalize on our desire to see other people's assorted goodies and floppies jostling about.
- By Felix Clay
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- May 25, 2013
5 Myths About Curing Common Injuries (You Probably Believe)
From time to time we like to go look up the actual medical advice from experts to find all of the ways conventional wisdom gets these things disastrously wrong.
- By Daniel Nest
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- May 23, 2013
The 6 Most Baffling Marketing Disasters by Famous Companies
The line between roaring success and humiliating disaster is so, so thin in the world of advertising.
- By Evan V. Symon , Marco Caruso
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- May 22, 2013
Inside the Mind of a Man With a Comb-Over
When I was 20, I worked in a warehouse in Beachwood, Ohio. I was washing my hands in the bathroom and looking in the mirror when I saw scalp through my beautiful wavy brown hair, which was shocking because did I mention I had beautiful wavy brown hair?
- By Joe Donatelli
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- May 21, 2013
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