If only they devoted themselves to something that wasn't utterly insane.
Your dating profile is not working because you are literally posing with a sword in your photo.
If you got where you are by couping the hell out of the last guy, so what's to stop the people from doing the same to you? Furious, insane crackdowns on irrelevant bullshit, that's what!
Here are five products that are falling all over themselves to act as your relationship's final Mexican standoff.
Here are five things that would have never been given life if not for humanity's undying capacity to never let a thing go.
Some artists hide the brushstrokes well, and others have them all over the web like internet graffiti.
Ninja is never a dream you should pursue.
The reality is that while you're enjoying a cavity search for accidentally packing nail clippers in your carry-on, security meltdowns of slapstick proportions nonetheless happen with frightening regularity.
Going to jail can be a terrifying thing.
Given how delightful nudity is, it should come as no surprise that many an entrepreneur has tried to capitalize on our desire to see other people's assorted goodies and floppies jostling about.
From time to time we like to go look up the actual medical advice from experts to find all of the ways conventional wisdom gets these things disastrously wrong.
The line between roaring success and humiliating disaster is so, so thin in the world of advertising.
When I was 20, I worked in a warehouse in Beachwood, Ohio. I was washing my hands in the bathroom and looking in the mirror when I saw scalp through my beautiful wavy brown hair, which was shocking because did I mention I had beautiful wavy brown hair?