Cracked Archive - Weird World
The I am not composed of extremely low pH water and hatred of all things fun. The problem with my fun times, however, is that there are outside forces pissing them away from me.
- By Ian Fortey
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- May 24, 2012
I'm here to help. After consulting with experts in deceit, who may have been overstating their expertise now that I think about it, I've compiled the following guide to help you lie on your resume.
- By Chris Bucholz
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- May 19, 2012
Obviously some people seem to be training to win the gold in the screwed-up priorities Olympics.
- By Simon Bower , Eddie Rodriguez
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- May 18, 2012
No matter how hot the subject of your crush, they've experienced those awful events in life that wick away your sexiness.
- By Ian Fortey
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- May 16, 2012
Even though we generally like it when people do nice things for us, there are some favors no one really wants. Here are five:
- By Gladstone
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- May 16, 2012
Thanks to the Internet, we've started to develop some pretty universal techniques for 'apologizing' without really apologizing.
- By Christina H
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- May 15, 2012
We have some bad news: The world of ambulances, and the long-suffering crews who work inside them, is quite a bit more horrifying than you thought.
- By John Dubensky
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- May 15, 2012
Millions of us are so terrified of or disinterested in having kids that we'll literally never do it. But the world's population keeps inflating like a balloon because there are plenty of people at the opposite end of that spectrum. Way, way at the opposite end.
- By E. Reid Ross, Meg Anastasia
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- May 11, 2012
We all love our pets, but rich people can express that love in insane ways the rest of us had no idea were even possible. So while we might treat our dog to a helping of table scraps and a belly rub, the wealthy can spend thousands of dollars on baffling luxury products, like these.
- By Mark Hill
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- May 10, 2012
You don't like visiting museums, and it's time to stop pretending you do.
- By Adam Tod Brown
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- May 09, 2012
How many times have you almost died? If your answer is 'Somewhere between two and 14 times,' then you're probably on this list.
- By Matt Piner, Matteo Gatto
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- May 09, 2012
So you let yourself down. That's OK, it happens to everyone, though probably not to the same degree or with the same consistency as it happens to you. But that's OK: I'm here to help.
- By Soren Bowie
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- May 08, 2012
Why can't we pay to, say, experience a real zombie apocalypse, or become a spy? Well, it turns out you can, so start saving up.
- By Joe Oliveto, Ben Denny, Justin Crockett
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- May 08, 2012
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