The video introduces 10 adorable children who are planning an innocent bike ride to the park for a nice, pleasant picnic. Little do they know that death is waiting for them at every corner ...
And little do you know that that's a good thing, because they're actually all terrifying monkey monsters with black holes for eyes:
Wait, this isn't how children always look?
In downright biblical fashion, each of the monkey-children is stricken dead by fate (fate drives a garbage truck on the weekends to make ends meet).
Saturday night he hooks up with Destiny at the Lucky Pussycat Club.
So what were the children's sins, aside from being born monstrous abominations that should not live? Well, they're all guilty of such egregious crimes against God as forgetting to signal once, riding on the sidewalk and giving their friends a lift when they need it ...
Fedoras: Not. Even. Once.