'Hello. My name is Adam Tod Brown, and I'm addicted to cough syrup.'
You'd figure, of all our myriad freedoms, the freedom to eat would be one that almost goes without saying, one you take for granted, because who could possibly give a happy horseshit what you cram into your maw? Turns out all kinds of people care.
It turns out a surprising number of society's innovations have come from dreams, proving that sometimes there is method to your brain's madness.
After seeing the myriad ways we've used science to mess with our fine feathered friends, we're frankly shocked they haven't all turned into Hitchockian horror.s
Turns out all that Facebook stalking is good for something.
How shitty and plausible do their explanations get? Oh man, I've got a whole article about it.
Here are 10 of the most ominous safety posters ever to grace break rooms across the globe. It's unclear if they improved morale, but these posters certainly filled workers with the fear of a dark and wrathful god.
You just don't see men getting breast implants, and there are not yet reliable ways to do penis enlargements. But the industry is catching up, unfortunately.