Cracked Archive - Weird World
So Your Clone Is Trying to Murder You
Bad news: Your clone wants to kill you. Worse news: This guide is your only hope of survival.
- By Chris Bucholz
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- October 18, 2012
The 6 Most Hilariously Insane Overreactions of All Time
Even if you've never, say, pulled a gun on somebody who cut you off in traffic, you've probably only imagined yourself doing it. Not everyone is capable of such restraint.
- By Xavier Jackson
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- October 18, 2012
4 Truly Scary Facts No One Tells You About Halloween
Bad news dweebs, consider this column the shitty popcorn ball in your bag of candy. With any luck, it will spoil your favorite holiday just a little bit.
- By Soren Bowie
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- October 16, 2012
5 Everyday Things You Won't Believe Are Copyrighted
Since all of human history consists of people thinking of ways to take good ideas and make them terrible, these days copyright laws have been taken to absurd extremes.
- By C. Coville, Ajay Kumar, Karl Smallwood, Andrew Marinus
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- October 16, 2012
5 Ways to Know Someone Isn't Actually a Badass
Toughness as a virtue died off somewhere in the 1950s, but most men still like to be thought of as badasses. Luckily, I've identified five ways to spot someone who is only pretending to be a badass.
- By Seanbaby
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- October 13, 2012
5 Classic Superman Comics That Prove He Used to Be a Dick
Turns out that back in the day, the Man of Steel was less of a big blue Boy Scout and more of a raging anti-establishment maniac in red underpants who spent more time destroying property than catching criminals.
- By Dillon Fenner
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- October 13, 2012
The 6 Most Hilariously Creative Acts of Revenge
We do not endorse any of the following actions. (No matter how friggin' awesome they are.)
- By Scott Pearson
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- October 09, 2012
5 Big News Stories That Left Out the Most Important Part
The news media is in and out quicker than a high school kid on prom night, hyping up the most outlandish elements of a story and then dropping it like it's an infant.
- By Chris Radomile
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- October 09, 2012
5 Terrifying Things Found in the Last Place You'd Expect
If life were perfect, the terrifying things of the world would live in their own remote part of the planet so the rest of us could avoid them entirely. But life isn't perfect.
- By Adam Tod Brown
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- October 08, 2012
The 5 Weirdest Patron Saints of the Internet
When you are online all the time you'll run into certain people and things that seem to be beloved by all and you may not understand why, but they'll have just short of no real world influence at all offline.
- By Ian Fortey
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- October 07, 2012
The 5 Most Surreal Financial Apocalypses From History
Money is a fragile thing, vulnerable to a whole lot of societal factors that you have no control over whatsoever. Which is why sometimes things just go completely insane.
- By Chris Holmes
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- October 06, 2012
4 Ways High School Makes You Hate Reading
Let me be clear, I still love reading good books. But thanks to school, everything else is a pain.
- By Christina H
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- October 02, 2012
The 6 Most Insanely Reckless Smuggling Tactics
Smuggling requires planning, creativity and guile. Or at least a smuggler who really, really doesn't give a shit.
- By Benjamin Buso
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- October 01, 2012
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