Maybe you're a totally rational human being who also happens to believe in alien abductions, ghost kidnappings or yeti carjackings. That's OK. You're not alone. Why, sometimes even courts and governments blur the line between reality and bullshit.
No one likes a showoff. Not even fate, apparently -- because every once in a while it sees fit to prick someone's inflated ego balloon with its embarrassment needle, resulting in a spectacular backfire like ...
I decided to go abroad, but how could I do that without looking like a noob? I learned the hard way, but now you don't have to.
For the benefit of the courts, and to satisfy the conditions of my own court-ordered alternative punishment, I present this column on the six worst things human beings do to one another on public transportation, and how to avoid them.
These public health campaigns are just like regular advertisements, except that instead of selling McRibs, they're promoting awareness for a cause in the most terrifying way possible.
Apparently, lions, gorillas and even whales throwing themselves in harm's way to save some helpless human.
Apologizing is admitting that you made a mistake and implies that you won't do it again. But some people can't even get through the 'sorry' before screwing up again, creating a perpetual loop powered by failure.
The future is going to look an awful lot like 'Thriller.'
There are some cultures out there that don't consider puberty a real rite of passage unless it involves something so gruesome that most of us wouldn't do it as adults.