Cracked Round-Up: Free Love Edition

It turns out a brothel's still a brothel, even if all you do is ask for "donations".

Adam Brown got us rolling with shocking true stories to shatter your image of famous rock icons. Chris Bucholz followed up with a guide to life after being shrunken to a fraction of your size. Soren Bowie looked at positive trends the Internet doesn't get enough credit for and Seanbaby boiled our brains with beloved superheroes who are actually stupid. Adam Brown exposed some startling new developments in the world of marijuana and John Cheese gave us more brilliant, hidden YouTube comedy. Dan O'Brien dropped the mic and closed our week with four types of TV show that need to go away.

The 7 Most WTF Houses People Actually Live In
We once had an entire one-bedroom flat made out of old pizza boxes and pot resin, but that doesn't quite qualify as 'uncommon'.

Notable Comment: "it has become an official addition to my bucket list to get laid behind the tits of the giant woman house thing"

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We wish Mr.Seaman the best of luck in finding the world's creepiest woman to help him achieve his dream

5 Horrifying Details Hidden in Classic Children's Cartoons
Kids have to deal with the real world someday. We might as well start the process with loads of subliminal terror.

Notable Comment: "Are the Care Bears any worse than the Abrahamic God ?"

In the same vein, WMccreery, has anyone ever seen the Abrahamic God and the Care Bears in the same place at the same time?

5 Ridiculous Health Myths You Probably Believe
Even after this article, we still have trouble believing hydrogen peroxide doesn't clean wounds. Those damn bubbles feel so right.

Notable Comment: "Welp, looks like it's time to give up my passion of wanting to try every canned food ever."

With a goal like that, we're kind of shocked mmmcheese lived long enough to make this post.

6 Mind-Blowing Pop Culture Questions Answered by Super Fans
Fandom is proof that not all masturbation requires genitalia.
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Notable Comment: "I love how that chart clearly shows Monica was cheating on Chandler as there is no time in which she is not having way more sex than him."

Either that, Adam73, or she's been sleep-fucking him.

5 Marvel Characters Who Totally Dropped the Ball
Hey, at least they don't half-ass things as much as their lazy-shit DC counterparts.

Notable Comment: "Stane just went shithouse crazy with power. So crazy that he probably felt invincible and wanted to just crush everybody with a robot suit."

We've all been there, LiveFromHades. Or at least, we'd like to be.

The 3 Hardest Things to Explain about Minecraft
Gun genie!

29 Postcards Sent from Video Game Worlds
We're practically giving money away! Wait, not practically. Totally. We're totally giving away money to people, people with mediocre to decent Photoshop skills. People like you. Wouldn't you like to be a person like you? This week, you can be by entering our latest contests, The Mother's of Famous Fictional Characters, Famous Images From Another Angle, Facts / Statistics That Change Your View of History and The Filthiest Real Easter Eggs in Famous Media.
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