Cracked Archive - Weird World

The New '80s-Themed 'American Girl' Doll Is Secretly Horrifying

Not enough toys include subtle references to national tragedies

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By JM McNab

Published

September 24, 2020

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20

For Murky Legal Reasons, There's A Warehouse Full Of Clown Eggs

Who told clowns they needed to be weirder?

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By Amanda Mannen

Published

September 24, 2020

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15

6 Catastrophic Punishments The Universe Unleashed On Arrogant People

Let's nod solemnly at these real-life Icaruses.

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By Ryan Menezes

Published

September 23, 2020

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47

4 Dark AF Marketing Screw-Ups

Instead of going big, these companies should've stayed home.

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By Adam Wears

Published

September 20, 2020

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22

New Zealand's Government Has An Official Wizard On Payroll

Lord Of The (Cash Register Noise)

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By Cedric Voets

Published

September 18, 2020

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13

Oh No, We Made Fudge Out Of 1 Pound Of Velveeta Cheese

Have you ever eaten fudge and found yourself thinking, 'This needs more cheese?'

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By Carly Tennes

Published

September 17, 2020

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37

Monkey Steals Guy's Phone, Immediately Takes A Bunch Of Selfies

This viral marketing for the new 'Planet of the Apes' franchise is going too far.

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By Carly Tennes

Published

September 17, 2020

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4

5 Amazing Things People Managed Right After Being Left For Dead

These people got up and kicked ass, just to spite the fates.

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By Ryan Menezes

Published

September 16, 2020

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25

'Gripping Food With Force' Is the Social Media Trend We Deserve in 2020

If you've ever wanted to destroy a bowl of SpaghettiOs with your own bare hands, now is your time to shine.

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By Carly Tennes

Published

September 15, 2020

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23

Grandma's Fancy Silverware Was Made By A Poly Commie Sex Cult

Good thing she cleans it frequently.

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By Cedric Voets

Published

September 14, 2020

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7

Belgium's Crappy Construction Times Puts Every Other City's Crappy Construction Times To Shame

I'm constructing a joke here, but you won't see it for another 20 years.

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By Cedric Voets

Published

September 13, 2020

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38

Gender Reveal Parties Have Always Been Awful

This was stupid long before it set California ablaze.

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By Dan Duddy

Published

September 08, 2020

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50

America's Most Corrupt City Handed Its Keys To Cobra Commander

HAIL ILLINOIS!

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By Cedric Voets

Published

September 06, 2020

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31

6 Dangerous Situations People Escaped In The Craziest Way Possible

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By Christian Markle

Published

September 06, 2020

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34

Boneless Wings Aren't Wings, But Why Stop The Food Complaints There?

We're sick of eating lies.

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By Dan Duddy

Published

September 03, 2020

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47