Cracked Archive - Weird World

The 11 Most Disturbing Tourist Attractions Around the World

No other art form can quite match the surprise factor of a truly beautiful statue. Or a truly hideous one.


The 27 Most Practical Superpowers We Actually Want

Super strength is great and all, but it'd be a lot cooler if we had the power to always be at work right on time.


5 World-Changing Trends That Will Transform Pop Culture

Get ready for live, naked robots.


5 More Creepy Ways Animals Have Mastered Mind Control

Nature's psychic warriors will soon descend upon all of humanity.


5 WTF Old-Timey Sci-Fi Genres That Were Hugely Popular

These people were smoking the thinking of their time, a pungent zeitgeist packed deep in the bowel of their minds, throwing off the smoke of incredible stories and ideas.


5 Ways the Internet Steals Your Soul

Maybe that sounds melodramatic, but I don't think it's an overstatement. After all, think of all the things the Net has the power to make you do


5 Ways It's Perfectly Fine to Harshly Judge Someone

Here are my techniques to really get to know someone as quickly as possible, whether it's a friend, a potential lover, or your boss.


4 Trends That Have Overstayed Their Internet Welcome

These things show no signs of slowing down, and they must be stopped before they damage the Internet and reality.


4 Behaviors the Modern World Is Only Making Worse

What makes us shake our heads? The disgust and bafflement and shame and disbelief we feel when confronted with that which should not be.


5 Useless Pieces of Advice Everyone Gives to New Parents

Here I will explain how some common attempts to be helpful to new parents are in no way helpful.


5 Absurd Movie and TV Premises That Actually Happened

There are people out there who can honestly say that one day their lives turned into something straight out of a Hollywood writer's deranged imagination.


An Apology to the Residents of My Illegal Retirement Home

Dear Former Customers and Survivors of the Chris Bucholz Retirement Experience ...


New Store Update and All You'll Get Are These Badass Shirts

We want you to be proud of your roots even if they're in the one state the rest of America goes to die.


The 5 Most Unexpected Things About Life at Guantanamo Bay

Guantanamo Bay probably provokes one of two images in your mind: a torture camp or a real-life Arkham Asylum. Either way, you're wrong. I was there.