Cracked Archive - Weird World
In order to evaluate the awesomeness of a monkey helper, I did the only rational thing -- I acquired a helper monkey. Which is to say I sent an email and was told no, I cannot have a helper monkey because look how not disabled I am.
- By Felix Clay
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- March 23, 2013
Well, at least we have a bunch of pictures to laugh at.
- By Kristi Harrison
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- March 21, 2013
Sometimes you find some neat stuff when you're working on a home. Other times, you find find unrelenting nightmares that will pursue you to your grave.
- By Jeff Sloan, Kelly Stone, Robert Friedrich
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- March 21, 2013
If you've ever earned your keep by flipping burgers, you already know what kind of horrifying sights await anyone brave enough to venture into the greasy back room of a fast food restaurant.
- By Adam Tod Brown
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- March 19, 2013
A good story requires more than just a talented tale-telling; it needs a good audience. And that's harder to find than you might think, because there are so many people who suck at hearing stories.
- By Gladstone
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- March 19, 2013
Why in the hell is getting a job so hard? Partly because there are a whole lot of invisible barriers standing in your way.
- By Maxmillian Entropy
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- March 18, 2013
We've carved out a few niche situations in life when not only do we find it acceptable to lie, we've pretty much all agreed it's expected and even better to lie, because the truth is just going to let everyone down.
- By Felix Clay
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- March 16, 2013
This is the Tale of the Exploding Chili Flight.
- By Robert Brockway
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- March 14, 2013
Science is just now taking a closer look at these centuries-old school practices, and they're finding out that, hey, they weren't really helpful.
- By Robert Evans
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- March 14, 2013
The following four failures in particular are so wildly disappointing that someone, somewhere said, 'We have to commemorate this, the future needs to know it happened.'
- By Soren Bowie
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- March 12, 2013
While a Snuggie is just a stupid invention, there's a whole different layer, a subculture, if you will, of products that bring shame not just to the people who made them or may use them, but to reality as a whole.
- By Felix Clay
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- March 12, 2013
Making sure your local convenience store lives up to the promise of its name is a team effort. Here are a few simple rules you can follow to help make it happen.
- By Adam Tod Brown
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- March 12, 2013
There are all sorts of random factors in your environment and biology that bring out your inner asshole. And sure enough, the science suggests that all manner of strange things trigger racist behavior.
- By David Rose
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- March 11, 2013
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