I have some words of wisdom to share for any prospective emigrants out there. Spoiler alert: It's all bad.
If your foreign friends don't like you, it's probably because you're an oblivious asshole.
Apparently, the hardest part about life on a space station or moon base is a whole bunch of little everyday annoyances that will make your life a living hell.
Some people have actually crazied themselves to the top.
In the future, all babies will be named after Internet companies.
It's a slippery slope from here for BuzzFeed.
When amateurs on Tumblr look better than professional work, you know something's amiss.
Cracked.com does not recommend any rational human being attempt this.
If you have a borderline disturbing obsession with the post-apocalypse, add these places to your bucket list.
Like every other long-term project ever attempted, the night before evolution was due, these were the last-minute turn-ins.
When you're a comic book writer and your job depends on you churning out thousands and thousands of heroes and villains, you eventually get patently stupid ones.