Cracked Archive - Weird World

The 5 Most Absurdly Offensive Theme Weddings Ever Planned

Sometimes attempts to have a unique and kitschy wedding ceremony wind up celebrating historical horrors in the process.


6 Things Movies Get Wrong About Swords (An Inside Look)

No one writing our favorite books and movies ever bothered to google how these weapons are really made.


5 Brilliant Uses of Humiliation to Fight Crime

Shame is underrated as a deterrent to bad behavior.


6 Ridiculous Sex Myths (You Probably Believe)

Your sex-pertise is not all it's engorged to be.


4 Douches Who Amazingly Don't Seem to Know They Suck

These folks are selfish, self-centered, ethically flawed douchebags. There's no doubt about it. They just haven't accepted it yet.


An Apology to the Customers of My Illegal Bed & Breakfast

You're going to need a bit of background information to digest what just happened to you, and why I'm sorry about it.


5 Childhood Traditions That Would Make Adult Life Awesome

Just because you're old enough to buy beer and have/buy sex doesn't mean things are all fun all the time.


5 Unsolved Mysteries of Everyday Life That Make No Sense

Is your everyday life proof of a vast and terrible alien conspiracy? Yes.


5 Survival Stories (Almost) Too Miraculous to be Real

These people give us hope that we can survive anything, even though we definitely cannot.


7 Small Fights That Got Out of Hand Quickly

It turns out things can get very serious when 'American Idol' is involved.


The 5 Creepiest Parenting Tactics Ever Attempted

Most parents don't really have a plan for their kids. And even more have something worse than 'no plan.'


5 Insane Scams That Should Have Failed (But Didn't)

The root word of "confidence" is "con."


9 Failed Attempts to Interview a Viral Video Villain

The chance to interact with a walking comedy skit like this woman was too great to resist.