... or as independent organisms who hate the body they're attached to so much that they're constantly trying to escape in opposite directions:
Wow, even breasts want to distance themselves from the way women are portrayed in comics.
Over the years, the hilariously inept depiction of breasts in comic books has actually given rise to many helpful guides on how to properly draw the main reason many young males get into comics in the first place. They all boil down to one thing: Stop treating breasts like unmovable, quantum events that the rest of the universe revolves around. For example, when a character turns, her chest shouldn't stay right where it was -- as if trying to make sure that no one sneaks up on them.
Dynamite Entertainment, DC Comics
You might say they are keeping the heroes abreast of the situation ... we'll let ourselves out.