Cracked Archive - Weird World
3 Reasons Never to Use the Term 'Friendzone'
I'm writing about sex this week -- specifically, the situation in which certain men complain about being 'friendzoned' by woman who choose not to see them sexually.
- By Gladstone
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- September 06, 2014
4 Public Apologies That Weren't Good Enough
These sorries just aren't good enough. We should generally be forgiving of our fellow humans, but not when it comes to these things.
- By Luis Prada
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- September 04, 2014
4 Bizarrely Specific Things Being Taken Over by One Country
Sometimes, for wacky historical reasons, a single country will take over something no one would expect.
- By C. Coville
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- September 04, 2014
7 Pieces of Brain-Rotting Crap Made by Artistic Geniuses
Even the greatest artists of all time occasionally produce something they're not proud of, because no one in history has ever batted 1000.
- By JM McNab
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- September 03, 2014
5 Things Everyone Gets Wrong About Government Spending
For the sake of our simple little minds, are some of the biggest misconceptions people have about government finances. Please keep it handy and refer to it whenever you see a bunch of zeroes.
- By Chris Bucholz
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- September 02, 2014
5 Insane Things That Will Destroy Our Power Grid
Cracked sat down with an executive for one of the companies working to protect and modernize our electric utilities, and he broke the difficult news that our power grid is about as carefully maintained as the floor of a taxi cab.
- By Robert Evans, Fernando Ramirez
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- September 02, 2014
5 Cynical Marriage Tips Every Couple Needs to Learn
If you expect marriage to be a 50/50 deal then you don't understand marriage math.
- By Kristi Harrison
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- September 01, 2014
6 Tricks I Learned (For Scamming You) As A Faith Healer
- By Robert Evans, Anonymous
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- September 01, 2014
5 Unexpected Things I Learned From Having an Eating Disorder
- By Amanda Mannen, Sara Castro, Christine M.
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- August 31, 2014
5 Deranged Authors Who Wrote the Same Book Over and Over
If it's completely crazy, don't fix it.
- By Seanbaby
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- August 29, 2014
4 Important Skills That Lazy People Learn in High School
I was a high school slacker. We slackers want to be winners. We want to have monstrous GPAs. We want to be everything we know we can be ... it's all just so deeply unengaging.
- By Luis Prada
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- August 28, 2014
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