Cracked Archive - Weird World
Into The Dark World Of YouTube Blood Rituals
'What’s up YouTube, it’s ya boi the Blood Warlock.'
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- By Cedric Voets
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10 55 Incompetent Criminals For The Ages
Crimes blow up in criminals' dumb criminal faces.
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- By Cracked Writers, Ryan Menezes
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Pensioners Are Learning How To Make Their Own Caskets At Coffin Club
The first rule of Coffin Club is: you do not talk like a vampire at Coffin Club.
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- By Cedric Voets
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Spite Houses: The Architectural Monuments to People's Grudges
At that level of wealth, you truly have nothing better to do with your time.
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- By Amanda Mannen
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A New York Yankee Fought An Ostrich In An Eating Contest
A neck and (ridiculously long) neck race.
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- By Cedric Voets
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Want To Pimp Your Desert Ride? Call A Camel Barber
My hump, my hump, my hump. My lovely camel clumps. Check it out.
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- By Cedric Voets
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3 Cursed Christmas Toys From Your Childhood With Fascinating Origins
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- By Melissa Aquiles, Jack Frederick
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7 Highly Specific Festivus Grievances You May Not Relate To, But I Don't Care
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- By Carly Tennes
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Arsonists Have Burning Down a Swedish Town's Yule Goat (For Over 50 Years)
Don't ask.
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- By Amanda Mannen
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Okay, We Need A Funko Pop! Intervention
The first step to recovery is admitting that you have a problem.
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- By Ryan Herrera
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The Bizarre 'Surveillance State' Outrage Over ... Elf On The Shelf
Yes, really.
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- By Amanda Mannen
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Lululemon's New 'Home Gym' is Straight Out of '1984'
Inside just about every work of dystopian fiction lurks something similar to what you can get at Lululemon right now.
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- By Amanda Mannen
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The Outlaw Whose Corpse Got Lost In A Haunted House
Scooby-Doo meets The Good, The Bad and The Ugly.
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- By Cedric Voets
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55 Insider Secrets About How Jobs Work
You're not supposed to talk about your job to outsiders. Which is a shame, because people's jobs are fascinating.
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- By Cracked Writers, Ryan Menezes
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Medieval Iceland's Darkest Fashion Trend: Necropants
Real friends don't just borrow each others' leggings, but their legs too.
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- By Cedric Voets
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