You've got a whole mess of other issues to look out for that are probably going to kill you and yours before anyone can even declare the apocalypse official.
Maybe if I had stuck it out until the phase of life when breasts are useful, I'd be singing a different tune. But I doubt it.
Sex! Its influences are everywhere and architecture is no exception.
We talked to an anonymous survivor of the Utoya massacre in Norway. Here's what we learned about what it's like to be literally staring down the barrel of a gun.
Beware when you hear these claims.
In the grand tradition of stupidly oversimplifying, we're calling her a phone warden.
Don't be so quick to dismiss the importance of metaphors.
We talked to Roman Jones, a trans man and American expat living in the Czech Republic. This is what we learned.
Lady Liberty seems a little TOO free, if you ask us.
In case you didn't know - dogs are motion activated, so don't move if yours is taking a nap.
It's Valentine's Day, which means that whether you're romantically attached or blissfully uninvolved, there are some sweet deals out there of which to take advantage. And by sweet, we mean not sweet at all.
It's not only a matter of relying on unrealistic body standards, but doing it to a degree that we're not sure these characters could even survive.