Cracked Archive - Weird World

4 Embarrassing Ways Most People Would Die in an Apocalypse

You've got a whole mess of other issues to look out for that are probably going to kill you and yours before anyone can even declare the apocalypse official.


5 Awful Realities of Having Size JJ Boobs in Sixth Grade

Maybe if I had stuck it out until the phase of life when breasts are useful, I'd be singing a different tune. But I doubt it.


5 Great Feats of Architecture Clearly Designed by Perverts

Sex! Its influences are everywhere and architecture is no exception.


4 Ways America Has a (White) Terrorism Problem

Only in America could a convicted criminal participate in the country's most elite dog show and everyone be like 'Huh, OK, I guess.'


5 Realities of Mass Shootings Movies Don't Prepare You For

We talked to an anonymous survivor of the Utoya massacre in Norway. Here's what we learned about what it's like to be literally staring down the barrel of a gun.


5 Fitness Myths You Believe (That Don't Work At All)

Beware when you hear these claims.


6 Things You Learn Listening in on Every Prison Phone Call

In the grand tradition of stupidly oversimplifying, we're calling her a phone warden.


5 Popular Figures of Speech That Have Creepy Hidden Meanings

Don't be so quick to dismiss the importance of metaphors.


6 Awful Lessons I Learned Transitioning from Female to Male

We talked to Roman Jones, a trans man and American expat living in the Czech Republic. This is what we learned.


19 Secrets About Famous Places They Don't Want You to See

Lady Liberty seems a little TOO free, if you ask us.


The 6 Reasons Valentine's Day is Always Awful

This is the year. This is the Valentine's Day you nail Cupid's wings to the wall.


4 Things That Shock You About Dogs (If You Never Had One)

In case you didn't know - dogs are motion activated, so don't move if yours is taking a nap.


5 Horrifying Valentine's Day Promotions You Won't Believe

It's Valentine's Day, which means that whether you're romantically attached or blissfully uninvolved, there are some sweet deals out there of which to take advantage. And by sweet, we mean not sweet at all.


5 Insane Things Comic Books Believe Women's Bodies Can Do

It's not only a matter of relying on unrealistic body standards, but doing it to a degree that we're not sure these characters could even survive.


6 Tips for Becoming the Worst Waiter in the World

Chad, you dickhead.