If you throw enough bricks at enough women, you can turn the entire population of downtown Chicago into men locked in passionate embraces with ghosts. If you're lucky, you may even find a guy sucking face with a wall while murmuring creepy, slurp-filled sweet nothings.
"As Mother always says, practice makes perfect."
But really, 90 percent of this game's entertainment value lies in its rich tapestry of hilarious glitches. If you ever become tired of watching guys slobber on imaginary women, you can always convince the citizens of Chicago to form their own car pileups. See, when you use your hacking skills to raise a bridge, the AI drivers all become varying degrees of suicidal. Some do it fast, others more slowly, but all of them make it their mission to drive off the bridge and into an exploding mass grave. It's almost as if no one wants to live in a world populated entirely by men making out with themselves.
"No just god would allow this."