In August 2000, my mother's three best friends were arrested for the murders of five people. She was accused of providing the alibi. Looking back, this is what I learned.
We assume that people who build buildings know what they're doing, but that stuff isn't easy, and damn it, mistakes get made.
The worst thing about a precious handful of these embarrassments is that you think they won't be a problem when you're older, when in fact it gets exponentially worse.
It turns out plenty of professional folks are 12-year-olds magically trapped in grown-up bodies.
Hospitals kind of need to keep things professional, since a tiny mistake can mean death and a massive malpractice suit. Of course, not everyone got the memo.
These baffling cliques seem to be based on a peyote vision or some terrible mistranslation in the Bible.
Here, presented with absolutely no judgment on what type of social skills a Cracked reader is likely to possess, are four of the worst examples of intrusive questions people ask without realizing it.
These all sound like bizarre torture methods you'd find in a sci-fi flick.
If you really do care about building a better planet, then there are things about 'check your privilege' that aren't helping you reach your goal.
The next time you get miffed at the wait time and the weird stains on the chairs in the free clinic, spare a passing thought for us Third World doctors.
This music could be the soundtrack to that dream you had where you fought a giant banana who spoke with your dad's voice.