Cracked Archive - Weird World
5 Things Every Snob Says (Confirmed by Science)
This is proof that either we need to completely reshape the way we react to people or that all of science is just trolling us for the lolz.
- By J.F. Sargent
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- January 20, 2015
5 Awful Lessons I Learned Living With a Mystery Illness
Thomas Wolfe suffered from an extremely rare disease that took four damn years to correctly diagnose. As we learned, not every possible disease a person can catch has been discovered.
- By Amanda Mannen, Thomas Wolfe
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- January 20, 2015
6 Reasons You're Picturing the Post-Apocalypse Wrong
In October, Cracked sent four of its most expendable out to spend a weekend at Slab City -- a place that exists without water, electricity, or laws.
- By Robert Evans, Michael Swaim, David Christopher Bell, J.F. Sargent, Rene Cajelo
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- January 19, 2015
6 Nobodies Who Turned Into Action Heroes Without Warning
Real action hero shit happens every day ... and doesn't even require action heroes to make it happen.
- By Zachary Frey
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- January 18, 2015
8 Ways the Legal System Screws Rape Victims (Like Me)
After I pressed charges and took my experience to court, it became painfully obvious why the vast majority of women don't.
- By Anonymous, J.F. Sargent
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- January 18, 2015
4 Things I Learned When I Tried to Sell a House on My Own
If you want to learn a thing or two about selling a house via our mistakes, massive screw-ups, terrible decisions, and just plain stupidity, read on.
- By Luis Prada
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- January 17, 2015
4 Awesome Winter Customs America Needs to Steal
We'd all appreciate the season more if colder weather meant we could look forward to this insane stuff.
- By C. Coville
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- January 17, 2015
5 Reasons Being an Ice Cream Man is Shockingly Hard Core
We wanted the inside 'scoop' (Editor's Note: The person who wrote that joke has been fired ... out of a cannon) on what life is like as the person inside that brightly colored van full of childhood obesity.
- By Robert Evans, Anonymous
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- January 16, 2015
6 Tiny Paperwork Screw-Ups That Ruined Random People's Lives
If you feel like the government is bending you over, take solace in the fact that your situation could be worse.
- By A.C. Grimes
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- January 15, 2015
15 Real People Who Seem to Defy the Laws of Physics (GIFs)
Between CGI superheroes and real-life Jackie Chan, Hollywood has shown us some pretty spectacular shit. But as usual, Hollywood doesn't hold a candle to reality
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- January 15, 2015
5 Things I Learned Pretending to Be a Molested Kid for Cops
This is, quite simply, the weirdest job we've ever heard of.
- By Robert Evans, Anonymous
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- January 14, 2015
5 Insane Things You Can Tell Just by Looking at Someone
You're now a trenchcoat away from being Sherlock Holmes.
- By Elorm Kojo Ntumy
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- January 12, 2015
Kids Want to Finger Your Butt: Adventures In Teaching Abroad
It turns out there is a level of culture shock that is alternately hilarious and mortifying.
- By Cezary Jan Strusiewicz, Fred Colton, Josh Anonymous
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- January 11, 2015
5 Times Gold Made Something Less Valuable
Let's look at some gilded gewgaws that really are Midas-touched in the head.
- By Brendan McGinley
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- January 10, 2015
5 Everyday Groups of People Society Says It's OK to Mock
While most people are supportive and tolerant of everyone's differences and stations in life, prepare to be mocked for no good reason if you fall into one of the following categories.
- By Mark Hill
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- January 10, 2015
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