If I had fallen on my back or head, I would have died instantly. If I had fallen while front-flipping and playing air guitar, I would have died awesomely.
It's easy to forget that pets are incredibly durable creatures that can bounce back from situations that Wile E. Coyote would find hard to survive.
What sins of the past will he be forced to digest now?
Here are some obvious lies the news media fell for harder than your anti-vaccine and global warming-denying friends on Facebook.
We talked to one of these CI's, who'll remain anonymous for obvious reasons. This is what we learned.
We live and we learn, but sometimes someone needs to splurge for a tripod and shoot a short educational film that we can learn from as we reconsider that whole 'living' part.
The entire human race sucks at democracy. And we can't even help it.
Every now and again, you encounter individuals who display such transcendent jerkitude that you almost have to admire their commitment to being terrible. Almost.
We spoke to a source who worked direct care in a Florida maximum security forensic mental hospital for almost a decade, and learned that maybe we should have an alternate criminal defense planned.
Jobs that sound too good to be true often ARE. Especially for folks with no education or training.
Everyone involved in the following initiatives meant well, but well-meaning bad ideas are still bad ideas.
Super fans have exalted these songs to a level of philosophical or literary heaviness that scrutiny does not sustain.
Every once in a while, a massive organization you think you know turns out to just be using that notion to hide their bizarre and unexpected past.