Cracked Archive - Weird World

5 Things You Learn Staying Awake During a Near-Death Injury

If I had fallen on my back or head, I would have died instantly. If I had fallen while front-flipping and playing air guitar, I would have died awesomely.

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By Anonymous, Evan V. Symon
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March 11, 2015

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The 20 Most Terrifying Ways Anyone Ever Got High

Sometimes you just need to take the edge off. Well, if you're doing these to take the edge, maybe seek help immediately.

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By Cracked Plasticians
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March 11, 2015

5 Animals that Survived Shit that Would Kill a Terminator

It's easy to forget that pets are incredibly durable creatures that can bounce back from situations that Wile E. Coyote would find hard to survive.

By Pauli Poisuo
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March 10, 2015

7 More Disgusting Foods Your Grandparents Ate (Taste-Tested)

What sins of the past will he be forced to digest now?

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By Evan V. Symon
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March 10, 2015

The 6 Most Obvious Lies People Got Famous Telling the Media

Here are some obvious lies the news media fell for harder than your anti-vaccine and global warming-denying friends on Facebook.

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By Douglas A. McDonnell
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March 09, 2015

6 Realities of Buying Drugs (While Wearing a Wire)

We talked to one of these CI's, who'll remain anonymous for obvious reasons. This is what we learned.

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By Robert Evans, Anonymous
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March 09, 2015

4 Great Educational Videos for Never Sleeping Ever Again

We live and we learn, but sometimes someone needs to splurge for a tripod and shoot a short educational film that we can learn from as we reconsider that whole 'living' part.

By Luis Prada
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March 08, 2015

5 Logical Fallacies That Make Humans Terrible at Democracy

The entire human race sucks at democracy. And we can't even help it.

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By Michael Hossey
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March 08, 2015

6 Human Beings Who Just Invented New Forms of Sucking

Every now and again, you encounter individuals who display such transcendent jerkitude that you almost have to admire their commitment to being terrible. Almost.

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By E. Reid Ross
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March 08, 2015

5 Terrifying Truths of Working with the Criminally Insane

We spoke to a source who worked direct care in a Florida maximum security forensic mental hospital for almost a decade, and learned that maybe we should have an alternate criminal defense planned.

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