Cracked Archive - Weird World
The 20 Most Terrifying Ways Anyone Ever Got High
Sometimes you just need to take the edge off. Well, if you're doing these to take the edge, maybe seek help immediately.
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- March 11, 2015
5 Animals that Survived Shit that Would Kill a Terminator
It's easy to forget that pets are incredibly durable creatures that can bounce back from situations that Wile E. Coyote would find hard to survive.
- By Pauli Poisuo
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- March 10, 2015
7 More Disgusting Foods Your Grandparents Ate (Taste-Tested)
What sins of the past will he be forced to digest now?
- By Evan V. Symon
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- March 10, 2015
The 6 Most Obvious Lies People Got Famous Telling the Media
Here are some obvious lies the news media fell for harder than your anti-vaccine and global warming-denying friends on Facebook.
- By Douglas A. McDonnell
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- March 09, 2015
6 Realities of Buying Drugs (While Wearing a Wire)
We talked to one of these CI's, who'll remain anonymous for obvious reasons. This is what we learned.
- By Robert Evans, Anonymous
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- March 09, 2015
4 Great Educational Videos for Never Sleeping Ever Again
We live and we learn, but sometimes someone needs to splurge for a tripod and shoot a short educational film that we can learn from as we reconsider that whole 'living' part.
- By Luis Prada
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- March 08, 2015
5 Logical Fallacies That Make Humans Terrible at Democracy
The entire human race sucks at democracy. And we can't even help it.
- By Michael Hossey
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- March 08, 2015
6 Human Beings Who Just Invented New Forms of Sucking
Every now and again, you encounter individuals who display such transcendent jerkitude that you almost have to admire their commitment to being terrible. Almost.
- By E. Reid Ross
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- March 08, 2015
5 Terrifying Truths of Working with the Criminally Insane
We spoke to a source who worked direct care in a Florida maximum security forensic mental hospital for almost a decade, and learned that maybe we should have an alternate criminal defense planned.
- By Mark Hill, Anonymous
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- March 08, 2015
The World's Fastest Growing Industry (is a Pyramid Scheme)
Jobs that sound too good to be true often ARE. Especially for folks with no education or training.
- By Kathy Benjamin
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- March 07, 2015
5 Feel-Good School Programs With Horrifying Consequences
Everyone involved in the following initiatives meant well, but well-meaning bad ideas are still bad ideas.
- By Lillian Marx
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- March 06, 2015
The 5 Least Meaningful Songs People Mistake for Being Deep
Super fans have exalted these songs to a level of philosophical or literary heaviness that scrutiny does not sustain.
- By Gladstone
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- March 05, 2015
5 Powerful Organizations That Started For Stupid Reasons
Every once in a while, a massive organization you think you know turns out to just be using that notion to hide their bizarre and unexpected past.
- By K. R. Kelleher
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- March 04, 2015
4 Secrets of The Most Common Tragedy Nobody Talks About
We sat down with a woman who had a miscarriage, both because we were curious and because we've learned you guys are willing to read about some incredibly depressing things.
- By Anonymous, Amanda Mannen
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- March 04, 2015
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