Cracked Archive - Weird World

7 Weird Things You Learn As A Professional Diver

We spoke to Hana, an instructor who has braved countless times what can only be described as Cthulhu's living room, and lived to tell the tale.


6 Insane Military Training Techniques Designed To Break You

Military training techniques vary a lot from country to country: Some are insanely elaborate, some are insanely cruel, and some are fine just being plain old insane.


5 Myths About Domestic Abuse Everyone Believes

We spoke to six different victims of domestic abuse -- male and female -- and found out that lots of these cases don't look like the plots of Lifetime movies.


4 Fundamental Reasons You're More Of A Jerk Than You Realize

We're all assholes. Everyone is. It's nothing to be embarrassed about. Here's why.


6 Fictional Universes You Won't Believe Exist On Earth

Picture the most fantastical setting you can imagine. Odds are that place exists.


8 Insane Things I Did After Being Kidnapped By Terrorists

What should've been an awesome trip to climb mountains turned south in a hurry thanks to some heavily-armed terrorists.


19 Bizarre Habits Of Incredibly Successful People

We aren't saying weird habits will make you successful. But, hey, never hurts to try right?


4 Things You Should Do When You Owe People Money

Are you good with finances? Congratulations, you're an anomaly.


10 Very Dumb Questions You Should Answer Right Now

Cracked readers, I want to get to know you better.


23 Weird Ways Your Body Betrays Your Personality

Print this out, make a book, and stick it in your pocket so you'll never be caught with your pants down the next time you're talking to the face of an actual person.


I Am A Clown: 5 Truths You'll Wish I Didn't Tell You

We're starting to come to the conclusion that there is a seedy underbelly to every single job and industry in the world.


7 Insane Things People Did To Make Their Pets Look Insane

Why even own a normal pet at all when you're spending so much time trying to make them something they're not?


5 Hilarious Ways Angry Protests Proved The Other Side Right

Whether it's from a lack of foresight, a lack of common sense, or a ridiculous cause to begin with, it doesn't take much to cause a protest to implode hilariously.


Men With Kids Look Suspicious: 4 Realities Of Dating A Mom

Dating a mom isn't everything American Pie built it up to be.


5 Brilliant Loopholes People Used To Cheat The System

Some make do after not getting their way. But their stories are boring.