Cracked Archive - Weird World
Cracked Round-Up: 8th Deadly Sin Edition
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14 The Horse Goes VRINSK! 6 Noises Foreign Languages Suck At
Dammit, Japan. Just... dammit.
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- By Matthew Scott
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5 Bitter Truths About Chocolate
While we'd like to continue to believe that chocolate comes from a purple-garbed man in a whimsical factory, the real chocolate world is far darker and far harder than we ever would have thought. Though the general disregard for children is about the same.
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- By Paul K Pickett
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The 9 Stupidest Superhero Secret Identities
A trench coat isn't much of a disguise when the rest of your visible body is clearly made of rocks.
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- By Maxwell Yezpitelok
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6 Completely Legal Ways The Cops Can Screw You
We are so lucky to be living in an era of law where suspect interrogations with live cobras tied to the ends of nightsticks are no longer common. Unfortunately, there are still many colorful ways the police can royally screw you while Lady Justice shrugs.
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- By Cezary Jan Strusiewicz
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How to Decide Whether to Tell the Painful Truth [COMIC]
Honesty is not always the best policy. For instance, when you're talking to your boss, honesty is almost never a good idea
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- By Scott Meyer
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The 5 Most Absurd Video Games Starring Rock Stars
Being a famous musician comes with a lot of perks. Throngs of adoring fans enamored with your every move. More sex and drugs than one person should ever have access to. And, apparently, the means to get completely idiotic video games commissioned in your name.
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- By Adam Tod Brown
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Cracked Round-Up: Bi-Annual STD Screening Edition
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The 9 Most Statistically Terrifying Days On the Calendar
There are days that everyone knows to be cautious on and then there are these days. Just lurking in the shadows. Waiting to murder you dead.
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- By Jack O'Brien
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How to Explain Men's Emotions: A Useful Analogy [COMIC]
Contrary to popular belief, the frozen burrito is not the best frozen food metaphor for explaining male emotions.
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- By Scott Meyer
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The 6 Most Gigantic Everything in the History of War
You have to be amazed by what humans can accomplish when they really, really want to kill each other.
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- By Jacopo della Quercia
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6 Classics Despised by the People Who Created Them
Despite their creations remaining celebrated to this day, some people live out the rest of their days hating the things they made.
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- By C. Coville
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Cracked Round-Up: 4th of July Edition
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The Two Ways to Get Your Views Heard at G20
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- By Matt Gallagher
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6 Laws That Were Great On Paper (And Insane Everywhere Else)
Sometimes, the most well-intentioned of laws can backfire like a poorly maintained Pinto, spraying equal parts hilarity and tragedy all over the place.
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- By Robin O'Lachlan, Dave Easton
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