If you feel like the government is bending you over, take solace in the fact that your situation could be worse.
This is, quite simply, the weirdest job we've ever heard of.
You're now a trenchcoat away from being Sherlock Holmes.
It turns out there is a level of culture shock that is alternately hilarious and mortifying.
While most people are supportive and tolerant of everyone's differences and stations in life, prepare to be mocked for no good reason if you fall into one of the following categories.
Money makes the world go round. But when those filthy little portraits of dead white dudes become scarce, people rely instead on the true wealth of the human race: ingenuity.
Sometimes you barely need to scratch their surface to unearth some of the strangest bullshit you ever saw.
It only took one high-profile 'expert' to convince millions of people this B.S. was true.
I spent 18 months in a minimum-security prison after I was caught helping my boyfriend sell drugs. This is what life is really like on the inside.
It's time again for another installment of our most popular feature, in which we find the most fake-looking shit on the Internet and explain that it's totally real.