Cracked Archive - Weird World
It's not only a matter of relying on unrealistic body standards, but doing it to a degree that we're not sure these characters could even survive.
- By Caitlin Donovan
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- February 14, 2015
Chad, you dickhead.
- By Chris Bucholz
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- February 13, 2015
If you're having a crappy day at work, just know it could be much, much worse.
- By Zachary Frey
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- February 13, 2015
We're wondering how many of the world's crusaders aren't just trying to compensate for something they're doing on the side.
- By Kevin Phelan
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- February 12, 2015
Sometimes the craziest attributes of a mythological creature -- the things that actually make it impossible -- aren't always what you think.
- By Justin Crockett, Nathan Murphy
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- February 11, 2015
Where Hollywood does a pretty impressive job of glorifying criminals, it hasn't got shit on Mexico's utterly insane cartel culture.
- By Bastian Espada
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- February 11, 2015
Being a woman means wearing a sign that says
- By Eden Dranger
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- February 10, 2015
When the power goes off, and the TV and Internet with it, that's when the hammer really comes down. Cracked sat down with a meter specialist to find out what it's like to be the one bringing down that hammer.
- By Anonymous, Talia Jane
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- February 10, 2015
If you've ever flown in a plane, or stood in a place over which planes were flying, you have air traffic controllers to thank for not being killed in a biblical cataclysm.
- By Benjamin Stokes, Ryan Menezes
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- February 09, 2015
For those of you too young to have kids, why not use this time to have an unplanned pregnancy and bookmark this column for two years from now.
- By Gladstone
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- February 08, 2015
We sat down with several self-professed (but non-offending) pedophiles. Here's what we learned.
- By Robert Evans, Anonymous, David Prescott, Dr. James Cantor
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- February 08, 2015
The subject of my ire? Poofume. For crying out loud.
- By Felix Clay
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- February 07, 2015
My reason for running is kind of dumb -- I just want to see how terrible I am at it.
- By Alice Jane Axness
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- February 05, 2015
Some languages have words for concepts so weird or off-putting that we can thank the stars we don't have any use for them in everyday English.
- By Cornelius Heyer
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- February 04, 2015
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