Angelos Kyritsis got wrapped up in the Amway pyramid scheme and he's here to shed some light on the ugly -- and downright weird -- truth.
Time and time again, small, ridiculously outnumbered forces have gleefully bluffed their way to victory in situations that should have left them as stains on the battlefield.
Let's just say I won't be quitting Cracked to join the Cake Boss anytime soon.
Don't you hate getting run over? What a pain in the you-know-what, am I right?
Criminals aren't the smartest members of society as a general rule, but that doesn't mean they don't occasionally demonstrate some impressive dedication to their craft.
We spoke to James Renner, a journalist who has made investigating and tracking down serial killers his life's work, despite not having a badge to flash at crime scenes.
There's a good chance that your parents' actions in raising you to be a well-rounded, delightful, Cracked-reading individual would end up with them in jail today.
Ah, archeology! Though tragically devoid of whips and Nazi-punching in real life, this unassuming scientific field never fails to provide when it comes to balls-out terror.
It's Mother's Day! Did you remember to make a brunch reservation at mom's favorite restaurant? No? Well, don't worry! While I can't help with the reservations, I can do you one better!
Sex and Christianity aren't always mutually exclusive. Even if you really wish they would be.
Imagine how much your home life has to suck to that you'd run away and live in a 24-hour Walmart.
Thank you, dead people, for brightening up the dreariest part of the newspaper.