Cracked Archive - Weird World

5 Ways You're Tricking Yourself Into Not Being Happy

You know how I know you're not happy? Because a lot of the people telling you about happiness are lame as shit.


6 Bands That Totally Reinvented Themselves To Get Famous

Many genre-defining artists started out playing the exact kind of music their fans are required by social law to loathe.


15 Double Secret Secrets Of Big Companies & Famous Products

Is it really only about the gobs of money, gold-plated toilet seats, and chairs made out of endangered species?


17 Camera Shots That Almost Killed People

Make sure to lineup that perfect shot, right before a wild animal mauls your face.


18 Simple Ways Other Countries Are Just Better Than America

1st in military. Last in common sense.


The 5 Most Clever Ways People Made Hate Groups Look Stupid

This world of ours can be a terrible and hateful place. But there's something we can do to combat that toxicity: Mock it hilariously.


5 Things You Learn Helping Rich College Kids Cheat (For Pay)

Note: If you get caught doing this shit, you'll get kicked out of school. Do not take any of this as a recommendation.


6 Insane True Stories Of Famous Things Invented In Dreams

These people not only managed to remember their dreams for more than five seconds after waking up, but actually used them to change their lives.


The 5 Greatest Pieces Of Fanfiction Ever Written

I don't want to spoil anything, but you might want to read this in a location where you can be private and pants-free.


6 Animals That Get High More Than Humanity's Biggest Stoners

Yes, animals like to get just as recreationally wasted as us humans do. Sometimes, even more so.


5 Insane True Stories Of Buying The House From Hell

I've worked in the home improvement industry for over a decade, and as a result of that, I will never own my own house. I've seen too many folks left with their asses hanging in the breeze.


7 Classic Children's Books With Shockingly Dark Backstories

It turns out it was the private and horrific torments of total strangers that taught you the joys of imagination.


5 Things You Learn Professionally Squatting In AWarehouse

All over the world you'll find a different kind of squatter community, involving hundreds of people -- often artists -- who live their lives outside the direct control of the law. We visited a couple to see what it's like.


6 Bizarre Wardrobe Life Hacks That Science Says Work

Clothing does more amazing things than just cover shameful torsos and pendulous genitals.


4 Uncomfortable Taboos Every Couple Fights About Eventually

A real relationship full of shared bills and wasted hours flicking through Netflix only to watch regular TV instead because nothing's on. These arguments are pretty much inevitable.