Now that you are grown up you can solve that problem the best way we know how: by throwing money at it.
Before we get into the results, I want to say thank you to the many hundreds who answered my very, very stupid questions.
You know that joke about how Japan has vending machines that sell used schoolgirl panties, for the pervert on the go? Well, those aren't even the weirdest ones.
The people creating stuff for children clearly don't have issues corrupting their frail little minds.
How Hollywood-tainted is our concept of this ubiquitous life-saving technique?
Dealing with cheaters doesn't have to be all banning. Some developers decided to get hilariously creative.
Like all of us, even the savviest of Don Drapers will sometimes just plain ol' shit the bed.
Homeless tent cities sounded really strange, and kind of like it might be a post-apocalyptic nightmare.
It's one thing to suck at your job because you're just plain incompetent. It's another because you're too busy being a lazy, greedy, conniving, corrupt asswad.
In times like these, it's good to remind ourselves that humans don't automatically use their fame and fortune to diabolical ends.
When fandom hits 'Single White Female' levels, we get entertaining and/or depressing yarns like these.
Sometimes things can go spectacularly, amazingly wrong, and (almost) everyone can still walk way.