Cracked Archive - Weird World
5 Ways You're Tricking Yourself Into Not Being Happy
You know how I know you're not happy? Because a lot of the people telling you about happiness are lame as shit.
- By Winston Rowntree
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- November 14, 2015
6 Bands That Totally Reinvented Themselves To Get Famous
Many genre-defining artists started out playing the exact kind of music their fans are required by social law to loathe.
- By E.M. Caris
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- November 14, 2015
15 Double Secret Secrets Of Big Companies & Famous Products
Is it really only about the gobs of money, gold-plated toilet seats, and chairs made out of endangered species?
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- November 13, 2015
17 Camera Shots That Almost Killed People
Make sure to lineup that perfect shot, right before a wild animal mauls your face.
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- November 12, 2015
18 Simple Ways Other Countries Are Just Better Than America
1st in military. Last in common sense.
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- November 11, 2015
The 5 Most Clever Ways People Made Hate Groups Look Stupid
This world of ours can be a terrible and hateful place. But there's something we can do to combat that toxicity: Mock it hilariously.
- By Chris Scott, Nathan Murphy
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- November 09, 2015
5 Things You Learn Helping Rich College Kids Cheat (For Pay)
Note: If you get caught doing this shit, you'll get kicked out of school. Do not take any of this as a recommendation.
- By Anonymous, Amanda Mannen
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- November 09, 2015
6 Insane True Stories Of Famous Things Invented In Dreams
These people not only managed to remember their dreams for more than five seconds after waking up, but actually used them to change their lives.
- By Cornelius Heyer, Tara Marie
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- November 08, 2015
The 5 Greatest Pieces Of Fanfiction Ever Written
I don't want to spoil anything, but you might want to read this in a location where you can be private and pants-free.
- By Mark Hill
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- November 07, 2015
6 Animals That Get High More Than Humanity's Biggest Stoners
Yes, animals like to get just as recreationally wasted as us humans do. Sometimes, even more so.
- By Dyl Moore, Cam Kesel, Javier Yepes, Laura H, Niko G
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- November 07, 2015
5 Insane True Stories Of Buying The House From Hell
I've worked in the home improvement industry for over a decade, and as a result of that, I will never own my own house. I've seen too many folks left with their asses hanging in the breeze.
- By Pauli Poisuo
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- November 06, 2015
7 Classic Children's Books With Shockingly Dark Backstories
It turns out it was the private and horrific torments of total strangers that taught you the joys of imagination.
- By Mark Hill
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- November 06, 2015
5 Things You Learn Professionally Squatting In AWarehouse
All over the world you'll find a different kind of squatter community, involving hundreds of people -- often artists -- who live their lives outside the direct control of the law. We visited a couple to see what it's like.
- By Robert Evans, Anonymous
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- November 06, 2015
6 Bizarre Wardrobe Life Hacks That Science Says Work
Clothing does more amazing things than just cover shameful torsos and pendulous genitals.
- By Rachel P.
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- November 05, 2015
4 Uncomfortable Taboos Every Couple Fights About Eventually
A real relationship full of shared bills and wasted hours flicking through Netflix only to watch regular TV instead because nothing's on. These arguments are pretty much inevitable.
- By Felix Clay
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- November 04, 2015
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