5 Mind-Blowingly Weird Religious Sites You've Never Heard Of

It's unclear why visitors started bringing Phra Nang literal and metaphorical wood. Maybe it has something to do with her fertility powers. Maybe they thought it was really funny.

But god help you if you piss her off. After workers building a new luxury resort nearby accidentally torched Phra Nang's beloved collection, the resort's generator blew up during their grand opening. It seems likely that those people just weren't that good at handling combustibles, but hey, we don't know. It could have been dick spirits.

Keep in mind that this is an isolated village on a tiny Indonesian island that's mostly forest, so it would indeed be weird to see a car. It would be weird to hear one too, but during the semiannual celebration of Tumpek Krulut, all the villagers claim to hear a nearby car engine -- a sure sign that the goddess Ratu Hyang Mami will bless the villagers with wealth and prosperity.

Get up close, however, and it starts looking like Buddha has a drinking problem. Yes, the temple owes its soothing neutral color scheme to brown bottles of Chang, a favorite local beer, and green bottles of an ancient Thai concoction called Heineken. Built all the way back in the ancient 1980s, it's often called Million-Bottle Temple, which isn't strictly accurate. It's actually made of 1.5 million bottles.

It has since become a beloved environmentalist landmark, reminding partiers in Thailand to at least clean up after themselves, even if they can't clean up their lives. The monks are so serious about recycling that they've even found a use for the bottle caps. It's kind of like how Native Americans used every part of a bison, but with beer.

These include the Department of Paying Back Evil with Evil, and the Department for Implementing 15 Kinds of Violent Death to punish the sinners, as well as the Department of Distribution of Medication and the Department of Controlling Theft and Robbery to help the afterlife run smoothly. The Department for Bestowing Happiness and the Department for Increasing Good Fortune and Longevity reward the virtuous, while the Department of Demons and Monsters manages the denizens of hell like a supernatural DMV.

At the temple, you can learn how records move from the Department for Recording Merits all the way to the Department for Increasing Good Future and Longevity. Each department has a convenient collection box (which just might go to supporting the temple's Taoist monks). This isn't the only temple of its kind. Hell, it's not even the weirdest one. That honor might go to the Dongyue temple in Yunnan province, whose official tourism website shows us photos like this:

That's not a single room. The whole temple is pretty much a giant, deranged toy box. Most of the dolls in Awashima Jinja are hina ningyo, given ceremonially on Girls' Day, when families pray for the health and happiness of their daughters. And by "happiness," we of course mean "that they don't get eaten by thousands of creepy abandoned dolls."

Every year, Awashima Jinja disposes of hina ningyo in an elaborate ceremony. The dolls are all placed onto small boats to the point of overflowing, and then sent to float in the ocean. This ritual (nagashi bina) is believed to bring good luck and health to their former owners, because the dolls will take sickness and bad luck with them down to the ocean floor. It's Baby's First Viking Funeral.

And now, here's one's for cats:

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