A JetBlue Worker Fell Asleep In A Cargo Bin In New York, Then Woke Up In Boston
Tarmac workers at Boston's Logan Airport were surprised to see Sidney Nurse, a 21-year-old JetBlue employee, emerge from the plane's cargo hold after it landed. JetBlue is cheap, but they're not that cheap. Turns out Nurse was loading bags into the plane at New York's JFK Airport when he crawled into the pressurized luggage compartment, fell asleep, and woke up in Boston after a 200-mile aerial nap.
You may be asking yourself a few questions, like, "How do you fall asleep in the middle of loading bags?" "Was he just lying on a huge pile of peoples' bags?" "How did the sound of literal jet engines going off not wake him up?" "Did the other baggage loaders not see him?"
Eddie Maloney/Wiki CommonsDid he earn any frequent flyer miles?
But Massachusetts State Police spokesman David Procopio issued a statement that cleared up everything: "Even after talking to him, we were a little uncertain as to how it happened." So there you go.
This wasn't even a unique case. In 2005, a baggage handler for Spirit Airways fell asleep in the luggage compartment and woke up in Detroit. Exactly how comfy is an airplane baggage compartment? Can we pay extra to sleep down there next time?
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