Cracked Archive - Weird World
6 Awesome Gifts For Traumatizing The People You Love
Let's face it: A jellyfish is just damp tissue that was granted semi-sentience and is not suitable to gift to anybody, let alone a loved one.
- By Felix Clay
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- December 14, 2015
6 Popular 'Luxury' Products That Are Based On An Absurd Lie
Beats sold four pairs of their Solos headphones every minute of 2013 thanks, in part, to their weight.
- By Patrick Coyne
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- December 14, 2015
So You've Stopped Worshiping The Old Gods
Time to stock up on candles, sacrificial animals, and bongos.
- By Chris Bucholz
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- December 13, 2015
5 Insane Realities Of The Rural Meth Trade
One minute you're a young guy selling meth, then all of the sudden you're selling heroin with the Aryan Brotherhood.
- By Robert Evans, Anonymous
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- December 13, 2015
5 Things Hollywood Gets Wrong About Gun Ranges
It turns out gun ranges aren't all hollering' lead orgies or filled by chants of, 'U.S.A!'
- By Daniel Dockery
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- December 12, 2015
5 Top Secret WWII Allied Plots That Were Maximum WTF
What's one way to troll the Nazis? By sending six hilariously inadequate planes to bomb Berlin during their anniversary party.
- By M. Peter Storino
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- December 12, 2015
5 People Who Make You Reconsider The Right To Free Speech
Keith Olbermann doesn't give a damn.
- By E. Reid Ross
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- December 11, 2015
Women Are More Dangerous Than Men: 5 Lessons Of A Bouncer
We talked to a bouncer named Cronk and learned all about terrifying women, Road House, and how everyone is just itching for a fight to happen.
- By Anonymous, Amanda Mannen
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- December 11, 2015
5 Massive Problems We'd Face Living On Another Planet
There are problems with interplanetary colonization that sci-fi doesn't warn you about -- most of which involve our imminent doom.
- By Joseph Fernando
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- December 10, 2015
6 Shockingly Brutal Realities Of Working For A Museum
It turns out museums are deathtraps and almost certainly haunted.
- By Anonymous, Amanda Mannen
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- December 09, 2015
7 Insane Police Tactics That'd Be Funny If They Weren't Real
Tasers are nonlethal weapons that have killed over 500 people, so obviously the next step was to make them bigger and stronger.
- By Mark Hill
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- December 08, 2015
6 Foreign Words So Dark There Are No English Equivalents
Shockingly, only one of these is German.
- By Cornelius Heyer
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- December 08, 2015
5 Little Known Holiday Traditions We Need to Adopt
Why not apply a little tradition mix-and-match to your holidays this year to make them as cool as humanly possible?
- By Pauli Poisuo
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- December 07, 2015
6 People You've Never Heard Of (Who Secretly Rule The World)
These select few people have more money and more power than a trillion Tony Montanas, and absolutely nobody is trying to stop them.
- By Jason Iannone
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- December 04, 2015
6 Brutal Things You Experience As An Ex-Convict
What's life like after you reenter a society that would much rather you stay behind bars?
- By Anonymous, Ryan Menezes
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- December 04, 2015
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