Cracked Archive - Weird World
I've Got Narcolepsy: 6 Things Everyone Gets Wrong About It
You know that moment when the alarm goes off and all you can think is
- By Amanda Mannen, Anonymous
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- January 24, 2016
5 Reasons Most Lifehacks Are Actually Totally Useless
Because how-to guides and lifehacks are popular, the Internet keeps demanding they get cranked out. Which gives you a big hint what the first problem is.
- By Chris Bucholz
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- January 23, 2016
The 6 Most WTF Military Weapons Anyone Was Ever Killed By
If the enemy is prepared for every non-stupid contingency, that means you have only one option left. And many times, the stupid option works.
- By M. Peter Storino
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- January 23, 2016
17 Cringe-Worthy Facts About Highly Respected Occupations
Wine tasters are so good, they can even find major differences between two glasses filled with the exact same wine.
- By AM Smiley
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- January 23, 2016
5 Insane Things TV Forgets To Mention About Nurses
It may seem like we're intentionally seeking out just the grossest, most horrifying jobs in the world for these articles, but we assure you we're not doing it on purpose.
- By Anonymous, Ryan Menezes
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- January 22, 2016
5 Things You Do Every Day That Will Kill You In The Future
The secret ingredient in many e-cig refill liquids is diacetyl. This relatively harmless-sounding chemical is OK to eat, but when you breathe it in, you risk an irreversible, debilitating lung disease.
- By Pauli Poisuo
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- January 21, 2016
6 Impressive Titles That Aren't As Impressive As You Think
Around 2,000 people are knighted every year, and not a single one of them won a jousting tourney.
- By Rachel P., Lisa Olsen
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- January 21, 2016
5 Things You Won't Believe Haven't Been Invented Yet
If a Keurig can brew up 100 types of coffee, surely you can make me a machine that can produce a passable mojito or Tom Collins.
- By Felix Clay
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- January 19, 2016
6 Annoying Realities Of Being An Ex-Smoker
Anti-smoking ads present a pretty simple situation: Smoking is bad because you get addicted to the nicotine. But that's not the only reason people won't quit.
- By J.F. Sargent
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- January 19, 2016
Your Purebred Is Inbred: 5 Realities Of Dog Breeding
Purebred dogs: A noble idea that has gone horribly wrong in recent years.
- By Anonymous, Evan V. Symon
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- January 19, 2016
5 Things Nobody Understands About PTSD (Thanks To Movies)
America loves the idea of its soldiers. But the thing is that real human beings are coming back from war zones with a long list of nightmarish health problems that pretty much nobody wants to hear about.
- By Mark Hill, Anonymous
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- January 18, 2016
The 20 Most Badass Things Ever Said In Real Life
'Everybody has a plan until they get hit.'
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- January 18, 2016
5 Shockingly Outdated Problems Modern Women Face At Work
Most of the headwinds women face when trying to advance in the workplace exist due to cultural inertia. This is how we've always done it, and fundamental habits are hard to change.
- By Natalie Vail
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- January 17, 2016
5 Brutal Reasons 75% Of Special Ed Teachers Quit
When your students have physical conditions that make it difficult for them to even sit in a chair or hold a pencil, an already thankless job is taken to a whole other level.
- By Anonymous, Carolyn Burke
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- January 17, 2016
5 Killer Pranks That Prove Politicians Have A Sense Of Humor
No matter what echelon of society you live in, there is a part of the human brain that stops aging in high school.
- By Nathan Murphy
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- January 16, 2016
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