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British Teenagers Pulverized Ice Age Rock Formations

Mother Nature had been working on the Brimham Rocks in Yorkshire, England for 100 million years before there were even dinosaurs ...

Penny Mayes"Oh, your species has decided it likes rock balancing? Step aside, mortals."

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Workers Bulldozed An 18th-Century French Chateau By Mistake

In 2012, Russian businessman Dmitry Stroskin wanted to buy himself a historic chateau in the French countryside. After much deliberation, he fell in love with the sprawling yet rundown Chateau de Bellevue in the village of Yvrac. He intended to renovate the premises, but he was busy at the Russian business factory, so in the meantime, he hired a Polish construction crew and told them to knock down a small outhouse while he was out of town. The crew either misunderstood their instructions or had really expensive taste in outhouses, because they wound up bulldozing everything except the outhouse.

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A Random Art Teacher Turned Saint George Into A Cartoon Character

Remember Monkey Jesus? That's what happens when well-meaning idiots try to restore works of art. You'd think people would've learned a valuable lesson about handing masterpieces over to dipshits, but the same thing happened again this year in the Basque town of Estella. The local priest approached an arts and crafts teacher from his parish and asked him to work on a 500-year-old wooden carving depicting the myth of St. George and the Dragon.

That's how we lost a valuable religious artifact and wound up with this confused, wall-eyed Disney prince:

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A Man Accidentally Destroyed $300 Million In Cryptocurrency

The people running the cryptocurrency Ether installed a hefty patch in its software for the sole purpose of preventing the theft of millions of dollars. Unfortunately, said patch led to the accidental theft of millions of dollars.

A user known as "devops199" unwittingly triggered a bug in the patch while he was tooling around on the platform. To his surprise and horror, he soon found himself in control of every single wallet on the site, a cool $300 million in cryptocurrency. In a panic, he slapped at the screen, trying to undo the damage by deleting the code that had transferred him the funds. This ... didn't return the money. Instead, all those millions were lost forever. The deletion of the code locked all the wallets, and no one had a way to access them anymore.

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A Man Destroyed Sacred Native American Petroglyphs With Cheap Paintballs

In 2010, 20-year-old David Smith and an unnamed minor went paintballing on a sacred Native American site in the Lake Mead National Recreation Area. He has spent the ensuing years completely failing to explain why. Did every abandoned junkyard outside Las Vegas just up and disappear? Did they really want to meet a vengeful ghost? Whatever the reason, they ruined 38 areas containing petroglyphs (ancient images on rock faces) in the process. As it turns out, these were pretty meaningful to tribes in the area.

Andrew Munoz/National Park ServiceWe're no archaeologists, but we're fairly sure the ancient Mojave weren't super into Capture the Flag.

Smith says he thought the paint would be washed away by rain -- you know, in the notoriously wet Nevada climate. This actually would have been true if the paintballs he bought had been biodegradable, but instead the cheap crap he went with left behind oily stains which no one has yet been able to remove. Hopefully, Smith at least won the game.

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The TSA Destroyed The Piano Of The World's Most Famous Pianist

When the TSA received world-famous pianist Krystian Zimerman's custom Steinway grand piano at JFK in 2002, they detained it because the glue smelled like a bomb to them. Rather than checking with the owner, or doing literally any research to determine whether the musical genius who owned it lived a double life as a terrorist, they just demolished the piano.

For the next four years, Zimerman only brought the parts of a piano when he traveled to the U.S., and had it assembled before concerts. But in 2006, he figured that lightning wouldn't strike twice and decided to push his luck. The TSA again detained his piano, but at least this time, they didn't destroy it. They just held it for five days. It took them that long to figure out that the same world-class musician who didn't bomb them in 2002 was also not trying to bomb them now. After all, what harm did it do? Just completely ruined his tour schedule. No biggie.

Before all this, Zimerman didn't have much to say about U.S. foreign policy, but after these debacles, he's become an outspoken critic. He even refuses to play in the United States now. We're not saying the TSA radicalized this generation's Mozart, but we're also not not saying that.

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