Cracked Archive - Weird World

6 Dark Secrets Of Being An Olympic Athlete Nobody Tells You

You might think that the worst thing that can happen to an Olympic athlete is having to raise the Kardashian kids, it turns out that the job comes with a lot of depressing baggage.

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By Adam Wears, Marina Reimann
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August 02, 2016

The 5 Things Women Want You Won't Believe They Don't Have

What DO women want?

By Christina H
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July 31, 2016

5 Medical Myths And Prejudices That Kill People Every Day

Some of the factors standing between us and adequate medical care serve as reminders of how far we are from a Utopian society in which no one is forced to wonder if that thing on their back is cancer.

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By Natalie Vail
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July 31, 2016

5 Terrifying Realities Of My Job As A Cell Tower Climber

If a cell tower ever stops functioning, some poor bastard has to scale the thing and fix it. If that sounds simple, well, here are some things you should know.

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By Ryan Menezes
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July 31, 2016

The 4 Ways That Pretentious People Try To Impress You

You're not special. You're not unique. You're just annoying.

By Felix Clay
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July 29, 2016

5 Horrifying Laws It Took WAY Too Long To Fix

One hopes that when nations refer to their bleak history, they mean centuries ago, and not 'earlier this morning.'

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By Mordecai Jones
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July 28, 2016

6 Dark Movies You'll Never See The Same Knowing Their Origin

Many of the byzantine horrors we see today were thought up by writers standing in line to buy a new mattress -- or something equally boring and mundane.

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By JM McNab
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July 27, 2016

6 Ways Being A Child Star Is Way Darker Than You'd Think

Children and entertainment mix about as well as alcohol and prescription meds -- which, incidentally, often end up being their primary diet.

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By Cezary Jan Strusiewicz
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July 27, 2016

5 Reasons You Might One Day Vote For A Donald J Trump

Trump haters will probably vote for the man. Yes, even you -- the one with the social justice Tumblr and an ironic appreciation for Pokemon Go.

By J.F. Sargent
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July 26, 2016

6 Depressing Epilogues Of Famous Websites

Time to take a depressing look and find out what happened to our favorite old-school websites.

By Chris Rio
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July 26, 2016

5 Advocate Groups Who Are Shockingly Angry For Dumb Reasons

There are so many annoying people out there that it's a wonder the world isn't a giant Thunderdome. However, there are some people who find the most ridiculous things rage to about.