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Cracked Archive - Weird World

7 Real Fast Food Items Only Insanely Rich People Can Buy

The best thing about a burger is how you can pile everything on a patty and just eat the shit out of it -- which is exactly what the $1,770 Glamburger does.

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4 Things 'Dumb' Politicians Do That Are Secretly Smart

I've learned to recognize certain political equivalents of setups to wrestling finishers, spot moves, and identify other manipulative crowd-pleasing antics.

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6 People With WTF Secret Lives Absolutely Nobody Saw Coming

Be kind to everyone you meet. You never know who is actually an enforcer for a drug dealer or a vampire LARPer.

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5 Awesome Acts Of Revenge That Qualify As Creative Genius

Never mess with a 13-year-old and his beloved dog.

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6 Insane Realities Of Life As A Professional Hand Model

Although it's a job you never stop to think about, everything you've ever bought, from your smartphone to your sandwich, was sold to you by somebody using a hand model.

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6 Awesome Gifts For Traumatizing The People You Love

Let's face it: A jellyfish is just damp tissue that was granted semi-sentience and is not suitable to gift to anybody, let alone a loved one.

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6 Popular 'Luxury' Products That Are Based On An Absurd Lie

Beats sold four pairs of their Solos headphones every minute of 2013 thanks, in part, to their weight.

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So You've Stopped Worshiping The Old Gods

Time to stock up on candles, sacrificial animals, and bongos.

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5 Insane Realities Of The Rural Meth Trade

One minute you're a young guy selling meth, then all of the sudden you're selling heroin with the Aryan Brotherhood.

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5 Things Hollywood Gets Wrong About Gun Ranges

It turns out gun ranges aren't all hollering' lead orgies or filled by chants of, 'U.S.A!'

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5 Top Secret WWII Allied Plots That Were Maximum WTF

What's one way to troll the Nazis? By sending six hilariously inadequate planes to bomb Berlin during their anniversary party.

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5 People Who Make You Reconsider The Right To Free Speech

Keith Olbermann doesn't give a damn.

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Women Are More Dangerous Than Men: 5 Lessons Of A Bouncer

We talked to a bouncer named Cronk and learned all about terrifying women, Road House, and how everyone is just itching for a fight to happen.

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5 Massive Problems We'd Face Living On Another Planet

There are problems with interplanetary colonization that sci-fi doesn't warn you about -- most of which involve our imminent doom.

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6 Shockingly Brutal Realities Of Working For A Museum

It turns out museums are deathtraps and almost certainly haunted.

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