25 Sneaky Ways Insiders Talk Behind Your Back

Each industry has its own way to keep you in the dark.
25 Sneaky Ways Insiders Talk Behind Your Back

Guess what: Professionals are sick of BS. It had to happen someday. You think the NBA is the number one land of trash talk? Maybe. Turns out, different professional sectors all around us also have their own jargon to talk trash about you after you split -- or sometimes even in front of you. 

Like that time when a waiter thought you couldn't speak Spanish but you could and understood every word he exchanged with a co-worker about your date, even above the blasting mariachi music. 

"But I didn't give them any reason to talk trash about me!" you might say. Well, they also talk in code to prevent any potential BS. Generally speaking, the less you understand what they're saying, the better it suits them. But no more! With this dictionary we have prepared for you, you can learn their language so next time you can... well, just smile and do nothing, but because you choose to.

Uncle Bob

Uncle Bob is what photographers call that guy who gets in their way at weddings with his own camera. CRACKEDc
pumpkin Sometimes doctors call a patient positive meaning that if a light were shone into their mouth, their head would light up like a jack-o'-lanter
A medical emergency aboard a cruise ship will be called Operation Bright Star. If someone dies, it's Operation Rising Star. CRACKEDcO COM
Inspector Sands is a code phrase used in the London Underground to announce emergencies without causing a panic. ICRACKEDcO COM
Doctors call the SFU 50 dose to the amount of sedative or medication that will cause the average patient to shut the f*ck up. CRACKEDcO COM
Wall Street execs dismissively call their clients muppets because, well, Wall Street. CRACKEDCON
CRACKEDC COM Medical professionals call bikes donorcycles as motorcycle fatalities make prime-quality organ donors - young, healthy people with mostly
CRACKED COM If a cop refers to you as an Adam Henry you really pissed them off. That means asshole. (A.H.)

Doctors

COMT If you are a big fuss about your situation, your status doctor might diagnose you as dramaticus (Not to your face, of course.)
CRACKED COM Some people call ambulances all the time, even for non- emergency situations. 0S ANBULANOE EMS responders call these frequent flyers.
When you're being an annoying patient, nurses might talk of giving pillow you therapy that is, holding a pillow over your face until you can whine no
CRAGKED FTD is a condition in patients who keep on living longer than expected. It means Failure To Die.
CRACKED COM If a hospital's PA system pages Dr. Firestone it means there's a fire and the building should be evacuated.
CRACKEDo COM When doctors are feeling cheeky, they might say that a patient who can't cope with their situation has dyscopia.
In tech support, some issues are called ID-ten-T an error if they happen because the user is an ID1OT. CRACKED
CRACKED COM1 In the United Kingdom, a morgue is sometimes called a rose cottage to talk about it without upsetting patients.
In police slang, a pumpkin patch is a cell holding new prisoners, all in their orange suits. CRACKEDco COM
If you do something stupid while driving, police might refer to you as DWHUA. It's like DUI, but this stands for Driving With Head Up Ass. CRACKED C
In the police and the military, a blue falcon is a different kind of B.F. a buddy F**ker, someone who can't be relied on. CRACKED COM
CRACKED COM prize In radio, a pig is someone who listens in only to enter contests and win prizes.
If your doctor writes TEETH it's not about how amazing your pearly whites are. It's an acronym for Tried Everything Else, Try Homeopathy. So yeah, yo
CRACKEDCON COM Your doctors will never tell you that you have a lhorrendoma but they might call your condition that among themselves if it's particula
GRACKED COM Q-Tips is what police call elderly, white-haired people on the highway, especially in Florida.
'Check out Bob you might hear at a grocery store. They're not leering at some dude- Bob is bottom of basket, as sometimes customers forget to pay
The police is chasing you. One of their dogs bites you. Now they'll call you a Scooby snack.
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