Guess what: Professionals are sick of your bullshit. It had to happen someday. Turns out, different sectors have their own jargon to talk shit about you after you left -- or sometimes even in front of you.

"But I didn't give them any bullshit!" you might say. Well, they also talk in code to prevent any potential bullshit. Generally speaking, the less you understand what they're saying, the better it suits them. But no more! With this dictionary we have prepared for you, you can learn their language so next time you can... well, just smile and do nothing, but because you choose to.

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