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The 7 Most Ridiculous Things About Calling Out Fake Fangirls

The world of comics is under attack by legions of Fake Geek Girls. Fortunately, some brave men have stepped forward to defend their hobby from these imposters. Unfortunately, every single one is a raging asshole.

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7 Tips for Not Screwing Up College

If you've just arrived in college: Congratulations! Allow us to correct the fact you're already screwing around on the Internet instead of learning with some crib notes for the next four years.

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The 7 Most Hilariously Badass Magazine Covers Ever

Stag Magazines were outlets for the frustrated masculinity of men returning from wartime only to find that their new foes were squeaky hinges and their most thrilling conquest was crabgrass. They needed excitement so badly that they didn't care if it was vicarious or insane. And thus entered the Stag mags: Their modus operandi was to commission an

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4 Stunning Revelations An Idiot Has About Running

Running, jogging, exercising or indeed, physical movement in general were all things that I had absolutely no interest in. The only way I was running anywhere was if there was a lion behind me and an ice cream truck in front of me.

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The 7 Dumbest Things Students Do When Cramming for Exams

Highlighters are not magic grocery store checkout scanners that automatically transport information into your brain.

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5 Terrifying Things Movies Don't Tell You About Los Angeles

I figured that in LA, I'd be annoyed by the enthusiastic cokeheads, phonies and traffic. And I am, but I wasn't at all prepared for stuff much more terrifying.

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Choose Your Own Misadventure: Tripping at a Costume Party

You promised yourself that this time would be different. You promised that you'd rein it in: Just have a few drinks, make some small talk, and then call it a night. This here is a modest Halloween party, homey, not some twisted Revelations themed boxing-orgy. That was last night.

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5 Steps to Having The Most Badass Funeral Ever

Most funeral services are morbid, somber, serene affairs that are directly at odds with most human beings, who are ridiculous, flailing jesters, pratfalling their way through life. I say it's time to put the 'fun' back in 'funeral' and the 'felony' back in 'the cemetery.'

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5 Surprising Upsides to Getting Married

Pop culture showed me only three stages to love: Desperately trying to stumble into it, eventually securing it with marriage, and then spending the rest of your life regretting it.

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Dumb Things White People Secretly Suspect About Other Races

'I'm pretty sure Mexicans enjoy things more than me,' I admitted to the man, picking at a cowlick of fine white thread jutting from the seam of his black leather pseudo-sofa. You know the things I mean - those stretched out chair/couches, like the limousine version of a recliner?

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3 Reasons There Are So Many Jews In Comedy

I had to admit I didn't have a more satisfying response. I simply didn't know why there were there so many Jews in comedy. My Hebrew school certainly didn't offer credits in stand-up, although I have to admit my Bar Mitzvah speech totally killed.

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How to Become an Author, in 5 Incredibly Difficult Steps

There are a lot of questions and answers for new authors out there on the internet, but they always seem to dance around the subject in the name of preserving some sort of artistic mystique. As is the case with all nice things, I would like to ruin that tradition. I'll talk to you about the publishing process honestly and unflinchingly, even when i

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