28 Ways to Survive Emergencies

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28 Ways to Survive Emergencies

We here at Cracked need your eyes. Not for anything weird or malicious, mind you (at least, not until it’s time to perform the ritual), but because your precious peepers are what keeps this website running and allow us to work without ever having to wear pants. So in an effort to keep our pantsless jobs and keep you alive (we guess), here are some safety tips everyone should know…

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CRAGKEDCOM Keep a bag of kitty litter in your car... ...and call yourself a hero. When a vehicle gets stuck in the mud or snow, scoop some litter unde

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CRACKED0O PARACORD IS A VERY STRONG AND VERSATILE LIGHTWEIGHT CORD THAT CAN BEAR WEIGHTS UP TO 550 LBS. IT CAN BE USED TO TIE AND TETHER THINGS AND CA

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CRACKEDCOMT ESCAPE ESCAPE ERCADE ESCADE RIP CURRENT CURRENT CURRENT If you ever find yourself caught in a riptide, don't panic. Swim parallel to the s

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Use your pants as a flotation device. Button/z up the fly, and tie the legs together at the ankles. With the fly facing down, put the knot at the back

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