29 Things You Hope Nobody Finds Out You Love
If you have a weird habit, don’t sweat it — we all do
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If there’s anything we’ve learned over the years, it’s that everyone is a little weird. For example, everyone you know has at least one bizarre habit that nobody knows about — and that’s totally okay! So next time you find yourself enjoying a guilty pleasure, don’t feel bad — just remember that your friends and family are probably doing things like...
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![Don't Hide The Fact That I Like American GRACKEDCOM Cheese... But I Don't Ever Mention That I Prefer It Over ANY Other Kind Of Cheese.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/8/9/4/626894.jpg?v=2)
![I wait until the last second to wash my underwear. THAT WAY I GET A DAY IN MY COMFY GRANNY PANTIES. CRACKED COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/9/0/3/626903.jpg?v=2)
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![I treat ranch dressing like you treat whipped cream. It baffles my parents how quickly we go through our ranch dressing. They mustn't know!](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/8/9/3/626893.jpg?v=2)
![BOUGHT HULU TO WATCH THE HANDMAID'S TALE. I BINGE-WATCHED SABRINA THE TEENAGE WITCH INSTEAD. CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/9/1/0/626910.jpg?v=2)
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![I love raw onions and soy sauce They're tangy and delicious and I don't have to explain myself to you](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/9/0/0/626900.jpg?v=2)
![My favorite thing about the WILOERNESS is that I can poop wherever I want. CRACKED COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/9/1/5/626915.jpg?v=2)
![I've gotten lost ior hours watching videos of people extracting tonsil stones and intestinal worms on youtube. I just can't look away! CRACKEDCON](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/9/1/1/626911.jpg?v=2)
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![I love playing with LEGOS, just like a five-year-old kid. Naturally, 0 have a secret stash.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/8/9/5/626895.jpg?v=2)
![If there's whipped cream in the house, I put it on anything I can think of, even cereal CRACKEDCON](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/8/8/9/626889.jpg?v=2)
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![I have a subscription to National Enquirer ICHER AND BRUCE Casey & HOT HEAVY! Kasem Lovebrh KIDNAP Reese In Animal ENQUIRER MATIONAL SHARON SHOCKERI S](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/9/0/4/626904.jpg?v=2)
![1 COLLECT BOOKBAGS I have a large collection ranging from superhero themed to leather briefcases. Most of them end up in my closet after just a couple](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/9/0/2/626902.jpg?v=2)
![I pop my husband's zits. Yeah, I know it's disgusting but 0 can't stop! CRACKEDCON](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/9/0/5/626905.jpg?v=2)
![I will roll my eyes and change the channel whenever Despacito comes on and there are passengers in the car. When I'm alone, however, 1 will sing it to](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/8/9/1/626891.jpg?v=2)
![I've listened to Blink 182 pretty much every day... Since 1996.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/9/1/3/626913.jpg?v=2)
![IN HIGH SCHOOL, WHEN MY FRIENDS WERE LISTENING TO MEADETH > was Secrete listenino to Enya That was a long time ago, and I still don't want my friends](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/9/0/7/626907.jpg?v=2)
![I cannot stop myself from biting not only my toenails, but every single bit of loose skin on either of my feet. CRACKEDCON](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/9/0/6/626906.jpg?v=2)
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![CRACKED CON I'm obsessed with cryptozoology THE FIELD NORTH GUIDE MONSTERS AMERICAN Ereething o vee fut 100 Irev Tafrityies nat treatures Inceaterint](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/9/1/8/626918.jpg?v=2)
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