29 Things You Hope Nobody Finds Out You Love

If you have a weird habit, don’t sweat it — we all do
29 Things You Hope Nobody Finds Out You Love

If there’s anything we’ve learned over the years, it’s that everyone is a little weird. For example, everyone you know has at least one bizarre habit that nobody knows about — and that’s totally okay! So next time you find yourself enjoying a guilty pleasure, don’t feel bad — just remember that your friends and family are probably doing things like...

29 Things You Hope Nobody Finds Out You Love
I LOVE THE SMELL OF MY OWN FARTS. (AND I SMELL THEM ON PURPOSE WAY TOO OFTEN) CRACKED
29 Things You Hope Nobody Finds Out You Love
YAS O2 Sometimes when no one is around, I pretend to be a A movie star. I have interviews with myself and 0 give acceptance speeches, because 0 win SO
Don't Hide The Fact That I Like American GRACKEDCOM Cheese... But I Don't Ever Mention That I Prefer It Over ANY Other Kind Of Cheese.
I wait until the last second to wash my underwear. THAT WAY I GET A DAY IN MY COMFY GRANNY PANTIES. CRACKED COM
I'd sometimes use my nephew as an excuse to change the channel and watch Spongebob Squarepants. love freaking i+! I CRACKEDCON
I love the way my husband smells. l sniff his armpits every chance A get. CRACKED.COM
I treat ranch dressing like you treat whipped cream. It baffles my parents how quickly we go through our ranch dressing. They mustn't know!
BOUGHT HULU TO WATCH THE HANDMAID'S TALE. I BINGE-WATCHED SABRINA THE TEENAGE WITCH INSTEAD. CRACKED.COM
CRACKEDCON TOKSIE 8050 0SOLS CAE MRSULONS I'm 29 and I LUCKY love my Charins Lucky Charms. But mostly I love to eat the marshmallows and drop the cere
When I was a kid I used to lick the Doritos and put them back in the bag. Eventually I Dorits S outgrew this particular DACHIO CHEESE guilty FLAVORED
I love raw onions and soy sauce They're tangy and delicious and I don't have to explain myself to you
My favorite thing about the WILOERNESS is that I can poop wherever I want. CRACKED COM
I've gotten lost ior hours watching videos of people extracting tonsil stones and intestinal worms on youtube. I just can't look away! CRACKEDCON
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I love playing with LEGOS, just like a five-year-old kid. Naturally, 0 have a secret stash.
If there's whipped cream in the house, I put it on anything I can think of, even cereal CRACKEDCON
29 Things You Hope Nobody Finds Out You Love
I have a subscription to National Enquirer ICHER AND BRUCE Casey & HOT HEAVY! Kasem Lovebrh KIDNAP Reese In Animal ENQUIRER MATIONAL SHARON SHOCKERI S
1 COLLECT BOOKBAGS I have a large collection ranging from superhero themed to leather briefcases. Most of them end up in my closet after just a couple
I pop my husband's zits. Yeah, I know it's disgusting but 0 can't stop! CRACKEDCON
I will roll my eyes and change the channel whenever Despacito comes on and there are passengers in the car. When I'm alone, however, 1 will sing it to
I've listened to Blink 182 pretty much every day... Since 1996.
IN HIGH SCHOOL, WHEN MY FRIENDS WERE LISTENING TO MEADETH > was Secrete listenino to Enya That was a long time ago, and I still don't want my friends
I cannot stop myself from biting not only my toenails, but every single bit of loose skin on either of my feet. CRACKEDCON
IF I'M FEELING PARTICULARLY BLUE, NOTHING LIFTS MY SPIRITS LIKE a888 TWO DOZEN HOSTESS CUPCAKES aee AND MY BLU-RAY OF Re88 RR URO a A KNIGHT'S TALE. a
CRACKED CON I'm obsessed with cryptozoology THE FIELD NORTH GUIDE MONSTERS AMERICAN Ereething o vee fut 100 Irev Tafrityies nat treatures Inceaterint
29 Things You Hope Nobody Finds Out You Love

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