Cracked Archive - Extras

We have a lot to say about Kurt Vonnegut.

• By Michael Swaim, Alex Schmidt
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• October 31, 2016

What happens when superheroes are called in to deal with complicated ethical dilemmas? Nothing helpful, apparently.

• By Tara Marie
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• July 06, 2016

Trivial Pursuit: The only game where it's possible for to just publicly play with themselves and win while everyone else sits there.

• By Luke McKinney
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• July 02, 2016

We're looking for as many good freelance contributors as we can find.

• By Carolyn Burke
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• June 24, 2016

Owning five to 10 goldfish is an unparalleled joy -- as long as you haven't actually felt joy since last April.

• By Anna Drezen
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• May 10, 2016

When you were lurking under that damp, wormy rock last week, this is what all the Internet kids were going on about.

• By Cracked Writers
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• March 19, 2016

The nice people of the Internet shared the hell out of these last week. Guaranteed to break the ice at parties!

• By Cracked Writers
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• March 12, 2016

It was a week of ninjas and zombies. If you'd have gone for pirates and hobos too, then we would have had a party.

• By Cracked Writers
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• March 05, 2016

If only Brawndo irrigation was our biggest problem?

• By Cracked Writers
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• February 28, 2016

In space, everyone can see your dick church.

• By Cracked Writers
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• February 21, 2016

Shhh... Everything is going to be okay.

• By Cracked Writers
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• February 14, 2016

If space doesn't kill you, snoring just might.

• By Cracked Writers
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• February 07, 2016

Turns out morphin' time didn't work out too well in the long term.

• By Cracked Writers
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• January 31, 2016

We love the fact that Harrison Ford is rich as hell. And he probably knows that.

• By Cracked Writers
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• January 24, 2016

Jesus, dragons and other departed icons...

• By Cracked Writers
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• January 17, 2016