What happens when superheroes are called in to deal with complicated ethical dilemmas? Nothing helpful, apparently.
Owning five to 10 goldfish is an unparalleled joy -- as long as you haven't actually felt joy since last April.
When you were lurking under that damp, wormy rock last week, this is what all the Internet kids were going on about.
The nice people of the Internet shared the hell out of these last week. Guaranteed to break the ice at parties!
It was a week of ninjas and zombies. If you'd have gone for pirates and hobos too, then we would have had a party.
If only Brawndo irrigation was our biggest problem?
In space, everyone can see your dick church.
Shhh... Everything is going to be okay.
If space doesn't kill you, snoring just might.
Turns out morphin' time didn't work out too well in the long term.
We love the fact that Harrison Ford is rich as hell. And he probably knows that.
Jesus, dragons and other departed icons...
Too many atheists act like missionaries -- evangelizing at strangers who just want to live their lives, feeling and acting smugly superior because of their (non)beliefs, and insisting that a greater good justifies their asshole behavior.