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Failing at health goals is apparently pretty easy.
Some people really are mutants. Or are actually aliens.
We're probably going to go the rest of our lives calling him Mark Damon.
Look, we're not encouraging you to lie ... but these are pretty good.
Love makes us do crazy and humiliating things.