Cracked Archive - Video Games
The New 'Paper Mario' Is Proof That Mario Is The Only Franchise Allowed To Get Weird
'Paper Mario: Origami King' looks so weird and different that we're jealous on behalf of all other gaming companies.
- By Dan Duddy
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- May 15, 2020
Sex Work Is A Thing In 'Animal Crossing'
What better way to explore being dominated than watching your 'Animal Crossing' character get whacked with a net?
- By Isaac Cabe
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- May 14, 2020
Enough With The 'Real Gameplay' BS Footage Already
Sorry, gaming industry. We're not falling for it.
- By Dan Duddy
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- May 13, 2020
'Tony Hawk' Stays True To What Made It Great
Get ready to shred without being asked for a credit card.
- By Isaac Cabe
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- May 12, 2020
2018’s Spider-Man PS4 Game Called All Of This
Losing your Spidey Sense is a sign of COVID.
- By Luis Prada
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- May 11, 2020
Custom Genitals In The New Keanu Reeves Video Game Is Improving Gaming For The Better
It's a feature that seems like a no-brainer until you look back hardly 15 years.
- By Isaac Cabe
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- May 07, 2020
Samantha From 'Sex And The City' Thirsting Over Mario Is What We Crave
Seriously though, Kim Cattrall really loves that Tanooki suit.
- By Dan Duddy
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- May 07, 2020
Olympic Esports Will Be A Teen Sex Comedy
Gaming is coming to the Olympic Games and with it will be chaos.
- By Dan Duddy
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- May 05, 2020
A Stealthy Viking Is So Crazy That It Just Might Make 'Assassin's Creed' Awesome Again
The trailer for the next 'Assassin's Creed' is out and it has us rethinking how Vikings could work.
- By Dan Duddy
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- April 30, 2020
An Open Letter To The Makers Of Madden
This is your last chance EA. You better make things right.
- By Dan Duddy
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- April 29, 2020
PETA (Accidentally) Found HARD MODE on 'Animal Crossing'
Playing as a vegan on an island full of talking animals makes too much sense, and yet, none at all.
- By Isaac Cabe
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- April 28, 2020
'The Last Of Us 2' Leaks Reveal More Than Just Spoilers
It's complicated, but Naughty Dog might be getting what they deserve.
- By Dan Duddy
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- April 28, 2020
Elijah Wood And Why 'Animal Crossing' Needed A Role Model
No man was better situated to be the role model we all needed in Animal Crossing than Elijah Wood.
- By Isaac Cabe
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- April 24, 2020
Kids In Japan Are Getting Free Super Nintendos. Step Up, America.
We're pretty jealous of Japan right now.
- By Dan Duddy
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- April 24, 2020
'Call of Duty''s Anti-Cheating System Will Lead To The 'Supercheater'
Charles Darwin would be very afraid to play 'COD' right about now.
- By Dan Duddy
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- April 23, 2020
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