Cracked Archive - Video Games

Playing The Game 'EndeavorRx' Requires A Doctor's Prescription

More of a potion than a tonic.

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'Pokemon' Finally Allows Us Do What We’ve Always Wanted

Now we can just chill with our Pokemon around a campfire like Ash, Brock, and Misty.

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Things The PS5 Looks Like

It looks like a lot of bad things.

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5 'Animal Crossing' Mysteries That Keep Me Up At Night

Why does my hamster neighbor own a hamster as a pet?

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PS5 Event Will Show Off The New Games (You Can’t Afford To Play)

But how will we know what's good without a raucous E3 crowd of Sony employees cheering their own work?

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The Dark War Behind Pokemon History

The Great Pokemon War Theory will grab you by the Pokeballs.

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Physical Copies Of Video Games Will Be The Next 'Vinyl' Trend

Physical games are going away, but that doesn't mean nerds won't still want to play them.

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An Open Letter To The Makers Of 'Zelda: Breath Of The Wild 2'

Breath Of The Wild 2 has some big maps to fill.

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The Future Of ‘Fast And Furious’ Should Be Games

Press X to Skip 45-minutes of exposition in muscle shirts.

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It's A Rough Time For 'Pokemon Go' To Try And Make A Comeback

Pokemon Go's new tech is cool, but it's probably not worth losing your life over.

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Let The 'Skyrim Grandma' Play How She Pleases

The 86-Year-Old gamer is sick of fans telling her how to play.

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PETA Is Protesting Soulless, Video Game Fish Now

They've shifted their in-game priorities away from anything productive.

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Cracked Investigates: Is Mario Circumcised?

We figured it out and we didn't even have to ask Princess Peach.

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How Settlers Of Catan Makes Us All Massive Jerks

Welcome to the jungle, we got fun and games.

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