Cracked Archive - Video Games
The Future Of ‘Fast And Furious’ Should Be Games
Press X to Skip 45-minutes of exposition in muscle shirts.
- By Luis Prada
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- May 28, 2020
It's A Rough Time For 'Pokemon Go' To Try And Make A Comeback
Pokemon Go's new tech is cool, but it's probably not worth losing your life over.
- By Dan Duddy
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- May 27, 2020
Let The 'Skyrim Grandma' Play How She Pleases
The 86-Year-Old gamer is sick of fans telling her how to play.
- By Dan Duddy
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- May 26, 2020
PETA Is Protesting Soulless, Video Game Fish Now
They've shifted their in-game priorities away from anything productive.
- By Isaac Cabe
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- May 26, 2020
Cracked Investigates: Is Mario Circumcised?
We figured it out and we didn't even have to ask Princess Peach.
- By Dan Duddy
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- May 20, 2020
How Settlers Of Catan Makes Us All Massive Jerks
Welcome to the jungle, we got fun and games.
- By Cedric Voets
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- May 20, 2020
The New 'Paper Mario' Is Proof That Mario Is The Only Franchise Allowed To Get Weird
'Paper Mario: Origami King' looks so weird and different that we're jealous on behalf of all other gaming companies.
- By Dan Duddy
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- May 15, 2020
Sex Work Is A Thing In 'Animal Crossing'
What better way to explore being dominated than watching your 'Animal Crossing' character get whacked with a net?
- By Isaac Cabe
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- May 14, 2020
Enough With The 'Real Gameplay' BS Footage Already
Sorry, gaming industry. We're not falling for it.
- By Dan Duddy
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- May 13, 2020
'Tony Hawk' Stays True To What Made It Great
Get ready to shred without being asked for a credit card.
- By Isaac Cabe
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- May 12, 2020
2018’s Spider-Man PS4 Game Called All Of This
Losing your Spidey Sense is a sign of COVID.
- By Luis Prada
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- May 11, 2020
Custom Genitals In The New Keanu Reeves Video Game Is Improving Gaming For The Better
It's a feature that seems like a no-brainer until you look back hardly 15 years.
- By Isaac Cabe
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- May 07, 2020
Samantha From 'Sex And The City' Thirsting Over Mario Is What We Crave
Seriously though, Kim Cattrall really loves that Tanooki suit.
- By Dan Duddy
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- May 07, 2020
Olympic Esports Will Be A Teen Sex Comedy
Gaming is coming to the Olympic Games and with it will be chaos.
- By Dan Duddy
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- May 05, 2020
A Stealthy Viking Is So Crazy That It Just Might Make 'Assassin's Creed' Awesome Again
The trailer for the next 'Assassin's Creed' is out and it has us rethinking how Vikings could work.
- By Dan Duddy
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- April 30, 2020
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