Cracked Archive - Video Games

The Future Of ‘Fast And Furious’ Should Be Games

Press X to Skip 45-minutes of exposition in muscle shirts.


It's A Rough Time For 'Pokemon Go' To Try And Make A Comeback

Pokemon Go's new tech is cool, but it's probably not worth losing your life over.


Let The 'Skyrim Grandma' Play How She Pleases

The 86-Year-Old gamer is sick of fans telling her how to play.


PETA Is Protesting Soulless, Video Game Fish Now

They've shifted their in-game priorities away from anything productive.


Cracked Investigates: Is Mario Circumcised?

We figured it out and we didn't even have to ask Princess Peach.


How Settlers Of Catan Makes Us All Massive Jerks

Welcome to the jungle, we got fun and games.


The New 'Paper Mario' Is Proof That Mario Is The Only Franchise Allowed To Get Weird

'Paper Mario: Origami King' looks so weird and different that we're jealous on behalf of all other gaming companies.


Sex Work Is A Thing In 'Animal Crossing'

What better way to explore being dominated than watching your 'Animal Crossing' character get whacked with a net?


Enough With The 'Real Gameplay' BS Footage Already

Sorry, gaming industry. We're not falling for it.


'Tony Hawk' Stays True To What Made It Great

Get ready to shred without being asked for a credit card.


2018’s Spider-Man PS4 Game Called All Of This

Losing your Spidey Sense is a sign of COVID.


Custom Genitals In The New Keanu Reeves Video Game Is Improving Gaming For The Better

It's a feature that seems like a no-brainer until you look back hardly 15 years.


Samantha From 'Sex And The City' Thirsting Over Mario Is What We Crave

Seriously though, Kim Cattrall really loves that Tanooki suit.


Olympic Esports Will Be A Teen Sex Comedy

Gaming is coming to the Olympic Games and with it will be chaos.


A Stealthy Viking Is So Crazy That It Just Might Make 'Assassin's Creed' Awesome Again

The trailer for the next 'Assassin's Creed' is out and it has us rethinking how Vikings could work.