Cracked Archive - Video Games

These are clearly produced by the very insane for the very lonely.

• By Adam Koski
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• August 08, 2015

Early Access in gaming is just like the rest of the Internet: technology that started off as a great idea but is now full of dicks and scams.

• By Luke McKinney
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• August 01, 2015

Yes, you are not the only one who has bought a game looking for some light diversion, only to end up getting sucked into unbearably sad experiences such as these.

• By Maxwell Yezpitelok
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• July 27, 2015

Hidden beneath their cutesy exteriors are realms of madness shaped by underpaid foreign programmers with crippling night terrors.

• By Mark Hill
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• July 20, 2015

Dear film-creating deities, if you could pause from your cocaine-fueled genital parties for a few minutes, allow me to suggest a few things.

• By Pauli Poisuo
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• July 08, 2015

Some games cross from 'hobby' into 'probably committing a sexual deviant crime.'

• By E. Reid Ross
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• July 03, 2015

With all of my years of shooting people's faces clean off, on every platform imaginable, I can tell you that not only is the Wii U's 'Splatoon' a great game ... it's a literal savior.

• By Luke McKinney
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• June 23, 2015

Many of the things we dislike most about modern video games have been skidmarks on the industry for longer than the 'Super Mario Bros.' movie.

• By Adam Wears
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• June 09, 2015

I know that I have to protect America. And by 'protect America,' I mean play BioShock eight years after it came out.

• By Daniel Dockery
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• June 05, 2015

The general public is (finally) starting to realize there's money to be made in video games, and that it's not an annoying, nerdy little thing that will go away if you punch it enough.

• By Emma Larkins
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• May 29, 2015

A good game will convince you that's really you galloping across meadows. Or, you know, just being a colossal dick for no reason.

• By Cedric Voets
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• May 28, 2015

Sometimes, the more they try to make sense of a video game's story, the more it becomes a convoluted mess only a complete maniac could understand.

• By Chris Radomile
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• May 08, 2015

We spoke with Matthew Cox, a senior artist, and Zach Baker, a programmer, who kindly agreed to tell us about their time working on the 'Waterworld' of gaming.

• By Mark Hill, Matthew Cox, Zach Baker
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• May 01, 2015

Thank you, noble video game developers.

• By Luis Prada
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• April 30, 2015

Please join me as I break out my original Game Boy and experience magical video game adventures.

• By Maxwell Yezpitelok
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• April 24, 2015