Cracked Archive - Tech
The 6 Stages of Smartphone Ownership [CHART]
From love to hate, and back to love again.
- By Stephen Cook
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- March 10, 2011
6 Bad Ideas in Video Game Mash-Ups We'll Probably See Next
or years, game companies have been combining games that make money in order to make even more money. Occiasionally this works out pretty well. But with 'Marvel vs. Capcom 3' hitting shelves and selling pretty briskly, game designers will be trying to cram even more blockbusters together into the same universe.
- By Christina H
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- March 07, 2011
If The Internet Disappeared: 4Chan Live and Unplugged
Small tables scattered the floor and about thirty people all with bags or masks on their head socialized in small cliques. It was like Eyes Wide Shut, but without all the money, prestige, and hot sex. So yeah, I guess it was just people wearing masks, about half of which were of Guy Fawkes.
- By Gladstone
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- March 05, 2011
How to Compose a 'Tweet' [COMIC]
Brevity is the soul of sounding like an asshole.
- By Scott Meyer
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- March 03, 2011
The 7 Creepiest Robots to See in Action
Plenty of robots look terrifying, but when it comes right down to it, the most unsettling part always comes from their movement
- By Robert Brockway
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- March 02, 2011
6 Things Social Networking Sites Need to Stop Doing
These terrible trends will continue until the day the zombies eat through our network cables.
- By Maxwell Yezpitelok
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- March 02, 2011
8 Amazon Products With Impressively Sarcastic Reviews: Pt. 2
Amazon.com is apparently a hidden treasure trove of aspiring comedy writers.
- By Christina H
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- March 01, 2011
If The Internet Disappeared: Finding Answers Without Google
Most of the day was spent debating trivia. What year certain movies came out. Who starred in sitcoms from our childhood. And each dispute ended with 'agree to disagree.'
- By Gladstone
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- February 19, 2011
If The Internet Disappeared: Rise of the Social Media Zombie
It's getting weird outside. Bands of shuffling internet junkies roam the streets aimlessly. Wide, sad eyes seeking out any trace of what they have lost. They devour anything they think can provide the fix they crave.
- By Gladstone
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- February 10, 2011
The Internet is Full. Please Move On.
If you've been following the news or if you're one of those unfortunate people who have to work with computers for a living, you'll probably have heard by now that the Internet is running out of space. But not, as you might expect, due to petabytes of pornographic images of fatties. No, it's actually running out of IP addresses ...
- By Chris Bucholz
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- February 08, 2011
If The Internet Suddenly Disappeared: How We'd Get Laid
When the great crash happened it was nothing like we feared. There was no panic. No tears. Mostly there were just slammed fists and swearing. The internet was down, and hitting refresh didn't work.
- By Gladstone
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- February 03, 2011
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