It seems like yesterday when you were kicking ass, increasing your storage size and showing up on business cards. You asked for user feedback, you pioneered folder-based mail organization, you were the gold standard for free email. But somewhere along the line you stumbled. You got sloppy or you just gave up, and we drifted apart.
Seriously, gamers, stop being such jackasses.
All that paranoia you harbor about being spied on? Turns out it's totally justified!
There are things we miss about the world before the World Wide Web. Mainly the guilty pleasures that a less connected world used to let us get away with.
Media piracy has been rampant throughout history... probably since the first guy to smear his feces on the wall in the shape of a buffalo turned around and immediately saw 50 more just like it being smeared on the walls behind him.
Wait, wait, wait. Women use the Internet!?
In the future, your phone and your life will be one and the same. Don't drop it in the toilet, is what we're saying.
I repeated the experiment on every iteration of Madden released from 2003-2009, and obtained exactly the same results with minor graphical changes.
The Internet has made it possible for us to buy virtually anything we can imagine, regardless of how ludicrous it may be.
Allow us to present a 9-course meal of -- wait, that can't be right. Ewwww.