Cracked Archive - Tech

The 6 Stages of Smartphone Ownership [CHART]

From love to hate, and back to love again.


6 Bad Ideas in Video Game Mash-Ups We'll Probably See Next

or years, game companies have been combining games that make money in order to make even more money. Occiasionally this works out pretty well. But with 'Marvel vs. Capcom 3' hitting shelves and selling pretty briskly, game designers will be trying to cram even more blockbusters together into the same universe.


If The Internet Disappeared: 4Chan Live and Unplugged

Small tables scattered the floor and about thirty people all with bags or masks on their head socialized in small cliques. It was like Eyes Wide Shut, but without all the money, prestige, and hot sex. So yeah, I guess it was just people wearing masks, about half of which were of Guy Fawkes.


How to Compose a 'Tweet' [COMIC]

Brevity is the soul of sounding like an asshole.


The 7 Creepiest Robots to See in Action

Plenty of robots look terrifying, but when it comes right down to it, the most unsettling part always comes from their movement


6 Things Social Networking Sites Need to Stop Doing

These terrible trends will continue until the day the zombies eat through our network cables.


8 Amazon Products With Impressively Sarcastic Reviews: Pt. 2 is apparently a hidden treasure trove of aspiring comedy writers.


If The Internet Disappeared: Finding Answers Without Google

Most of the day was spent debating trivia. What year certain movies came out. Who starred in sitcoms from our childhood. And each dispute ended with 'agree to disagree.'


If The Internet Disappeared: Rise of the Social Media Zombie

It's getting weird outside. Bands of shuffling internet junkies roam the streets aimlessly. Wide, sad eyes seeking out any trace of what they have lost. They devour anything they think can provide the fix they crave.


The Internet is Full. Please Move On.

If you've been following the news or if you're one of those unfortunate people who have to work with computers for a living, you'll probably have heard by now that the Internet is running out of space. But not, as you might expect, due to petabytes of pornographic images of fatties. No, it's actually running out of IP addresses ...


If The Internet Suddenly Disappeared: How We'd Get Laid

When the great crash happened it was nothing like we feared. There was no panic. No tears. Mostly there were just slammed fists and swearing. The internet was down, and hitting refresh didn't work.