Cracked Archive - Tech
It seems like yesterday when you were kicking ass, increasing your storage size and showing up on business cards. You asked for user feedback, you pioneered folder-based mail organization, you were the gold standard for free email. But somewhere along the line you stumbled. You got sloppy or you just gave up, and we drifted apart.
- By Soren Bowie
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- May 28, 2010
Seriously, gamers, stop being such jackasses.
- By Jason Pargin
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- May 24, 2010
All that paranoia you harbor about being spied on? Turns out it's totally justified!
- By Mark Hill
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- May 23, 2010
There are things we miss about the world before the World Wide Web. Mainly the guilty pleasures that a less connected world used to let us get away with.
- By C. Coville
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- May 21, 2010
You knew Google would eventually show up on Cracked's 'We Don't Give a Damn' hit list.
- By Robert Evans
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- May 18, 2010
Media piracy has been rampant throughout history... probably since the first guy to smear his feces on the wall in the shape of a buffalo turned around and immediately saw 50 more just like it being smeared on the walls behind him.
- By Rani Baker
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- May 07, 2010
Wait, wait, wait. Women use the Internet!?
- By Christina H
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- April 24, 2010
You read that right. You better get your porn now before the whole operation crashes.
- By Robert Evans
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- March 15, 2010
In the future, your phone and your life will be one and the same. Don't drop it in the toilet, is what we're saying.
- By Mark Hill
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- March 01, 2010
Some of the things Jobs and Apple are being accused of are so over the top, Lex Luthor would have to take off his hat ... and then use it to cover the dark stain spreading across the front of his pants.
- By Robert Evans
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- February 17, 2010
I repeated the experiment on every iteration of Madden released from 2003-2009, and obtained exactly the same results with minor graphical changes.
- By Luke McKinney
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- February 04, 2010
The Internet has made it possible for us to buy virtually anything we can imagine, regardless of how ludicrous it may be.
- By Andre Infante
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- February 01, 2010
Dear Princess, It's a me, Mario. We have to talk.
- By Avery Edison
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- January 16, 2010
The "Backward Music Station" doesn't actually play backward music. That's just what they call it. What it broadcasts instead is something from the bowels of hell itself.
- By Evan Kasindorf
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- January 15, 2010
Allow us to present a 9-course meal of -- wait, that can't be right. Ewwww.
- By Tim Parent
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- January 10, 2010
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