Cracked Archive - Tech

5 Reasons You Should Be Scared of Apple

Some of the things Jobs and Apple are being accused of are so over the top, Lex Luthor would have to take off his hat ... and then use it to cover the dark stain spreading across the front of his pants.


Super Tecmo Bet: Predicting The Super Bowl With Video Games

I repeated the experiment on every iteration of Madden released from 2003-2009, and obtained exactly the same results with minor graphical changes.


The 12 Most Insane Things You Can Buy on the Internet

The Internet has made it possible for us to buy virtually anything we can imagine, regardless of how ludicrous it may be.


Series of Dispatches from the Mushroom Kingdom

Dear Princess, It's a me, Mario. We have to talk.


The 5 Creepiest Unexplained Broadcasts

The "Backward Music Station" doesn't actually play backward music. That's just what they call it. What it broadcasts instead is something from the bowels of hell itself.


The 9 Most Terrifying Attempts to Improve Popular Foods

Allow us to present a 9-course meal of -- wait, that can't be right. Ewwww.


6 Transportation Innovations More Baffling Than The Segway

These are the baffling contraptions that remind us that while thinking outside the box is cool and all, you should probably make sure that there isn't a better, cheaper version already in the box


5 Tiny Technologies That Will Doom Us (From The Inside Out)

Kind of like 'Innerspace,' and you're Martin Short. And instead of Dennis Quaid it's robots wanting to destroy humanity.


6 Obnoxious Innovations That Will Be in Your Car (Soon)

Still no flying cars. God. Dammit.


The 6 Worst Games Ever Farted Out by Beloved Franchises

Even the most beloved gaming franchises have farted out a trainwreck of a game once or twice in their lives. The results range from simply unplayable to laughably insane.


8 Online Fads You Didn't Know Were Invented Decades Ago

Many of the things we think of as being unique to the Internet generation pre-date it by decades.


A Review of the Pirated Copy of Windows 7 I Bought On eBay

I decided to apply my powerful brain to the problem, and find out what Windows 7 would mean for you, the average user. With only pre release versions and betas available for download, to get a copy of the actual release version, I had to turn to eBay


Easiest Murder Mystery Ever [COMIC]

It'sa Me! Murderer!


5 Awesome Cases of The Internet Owning The Mainstream Media

The little guy has been increasingly making huge media companies his prison-wench thanks to the two most dangerous things in existence: Boredom and knowing how to use the internet.


The 5 Most Ridiculously Awful Computers Ever Made

In order to get you the machine that functions at the level it does, the PC industry went through many, many horrible designs and ill-conceived products. So you can bitch about the cheap Gateway laptop you've been using for five years, but at least it's not any of these.