The Jumping Shark can travel above water at 50 mph and under it at 25 mph. It can leap up to 16 feet in the air, and -- as if you even had to ask -- of course it can do a barrel roll! Ninety percent of villainy is in the presentation, and when you "present" this baby at your next caper, you can bet the water around Aquaman will suddenly get a little bit warmer:
Nose-mounted machine guns sold separately.
Was this vehicle designed specifically for supervillains? We don't know: Can you get a Prius in bloody cyborg-animal print?
But you don't have to choose between shark-induced terror and performance: The Seabreacher comes equipped with a vector thrust system for optimal maneuverability, a snorkel cam on the dorsal fin that lets you see the surface while submerged (partially so you're not steering blind, but mostly so you don't miss a second of the shock, terror and regret on your enemy's faces) and even a stereo system with a docking station for your iPod. We recommend something suitably nefarious, like "Ride of the Valkyries," but the thing is pretty soundproof; nobody's gonna judge if you cry havoc and let loose the dogs of war to some Katy Perry.
Nothing we have ever done is as fun as that looks.